Official Army of the Dead Thread

[valet]

Just fast forward the 1st 54 minutes and then it's a good film.

 

[altruicsense]

Zack Snyder is clearly on the spectrum cuz there's some obvious shyt he clearly likes but everybody else can't stand...

-the shallow focus

-the random music

-the 'easter eggs' - robot zombies, time travel etc

But altogether it was a fun movie with interesting actors (except kate).

 

[Stop_It_5]

So this nikka Ghost was immune to Nuclear Radioactivity

Those screams he let out while walking with the money were some real St Patrick shyt

 

[Roid Jones]

Fun flick

it reminded me of a COD game mode movie

Bautista did his thing

It definitely did not need to be as long as it was

The daughter

Spoiler

Did anyone spot the cyborg zombies with blue eyes?

 

[Brandeezy]

I swear Zack puts the most random shyt in his movies and is like "Well idk, you'll just have to wait and see if it connects" when asked about it

 

[OneManGang]

Movie was fun but god damn the daughter was a dumb as fukk character. And they took forever to get on the damn helicopter smh...ya let’s lounge around smiling instead of hopping in and peacing out

 

[null]

Just wack... The mental gymnastics he goes through to make a bad movie is wild. Like you you give Zack a home run concept...

Zombie Heist / Escape from Las Vegas concept Movie and he just finds a way to shyt all over it.

Zombie robots, zombie fetus, zombie society /politics, stupid dad daughter drama, kill off every character but one, turning Zombie into Bio-Weapons, focal blur, and every stupid inconvenience that's there to get to next story beat.

Like damn... Maybe James Gunn can save this franchise, because this seems up his alley. It is unfortunate they wasted the Zombie Heist film with only 20 minutes of a fake Heist that doesn't make sense, because Zack had to write in another inconveniences with the bum ass tiny helicopter

creh already had the blueprint "safe opens" ride out

Spoiler: ...

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[null]

kate == dummest character in movie history

"geeta" ...

zack the hack snyder .

 

[Busby]

This movie was a fun watch . Idk why everybody thinks that the 2 hours dragged, that shyt flew by to me. I REALLY enjoyed this more then I should have and I hope they do a sequel in the future.

I just wished I watched this in the movie theater instead of at home because it feels like it a theater experience.

Also…Batista has potential to be taken serious as a Hollywood actor and honestly I can see him getting nominated for an Oscar down the line if he gets the right role and the right movie.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Stupid ass daughter got everybody killed at the end.

Spoiler: horrible

toward the end. bites now take a couple of hours and a jog to set in huh.

 

[JodyHiighroller]

Movie was lit

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Zombies came from the aliens...

Watch the lights zip off in the very beginning while the convoy leaving the base

 

[Majestyx]

Worst movie I seen in a minute.

zack Snyder is a glorified uwe boll

 

[ORDER_66]

That ending pissed me the fukk off...

 

[MartyMcFly]

Not feeling it. There’s stuff I liked (zombie horse , zombie tiger , the action) but since he clearly wasn’t making a fun zombie action movie and was actually making a story about a father and daughter dealing with their grief and fixing their relationship, I wasn’t satisfied in the end.

Giving characters out of the blue emotional angles to play right before they die, weak characters for the most part, twists for the sake of twists, and a movie that wants to be this “fun movie” while also being a serious movie not just about the family, but the southern border as well and our current immigration system. You gotta thread the needle to do that and this movie doesn’t. It wants to have its zombie cake and eat it too.

For a movie that wants to have emotional payoffs for a lot of characters, it does none of the work to get there and just feels unsatisfying in the end. Meh