Obama and beyonce. The new Lewinsky?

jfkennedy

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Obama been done fukked Beyoncé. I can feel it in my bones. On some real shyt, I think jay and bey came to obama and michelle, requesting obama's sperm.

Obama fukked beyonce, got her pregnant, and in return, jay got to eat michelle out, but thats as far as obama would let it go

Dog, this is so fukking ridiculous it's almost believable.
 

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Michelle Obama was just on a talk show lusting over George Clooney, I say do it Mr. President. :salute:
 

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Michelle Obama Wants To Trade Places With Beyonce

made me lose a lot of respect for her :yeshrug:

michelle wants to be the dope mans/rappers wife. and from the looks of her facial expressions, beyonce would jump obama at any given moment.

Skimmed through that article quickly, dunno why i found this bit funny:

"We have a ritual where he tucks me in, because I'm usually in bed before anybody," Obama said. "He'll come and turn the lights out and give me a kiss and we'll talk. He's like, 'Ready to be tucked?' I'm like, 'Yes I am.'"

Obama could be smashing Beyonce after hours on some kerry washington in Scandal shyt
 
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