Not having a proper ass crack to booty meats ratio unappreciation thread.

[RhodyRum]

I done broke this shıt down for y'all years ago

Scientifically speaking, booty should always be placed on a 3 dimensional Cartesian, or coordinate, plane. The X-axis measures the width of the booty, the Y-axis measures the vertical height /droop of the booty, while the Z-axis measures the linear distance of the booty's distinct "C" curvature.

My personal preference, when applying this method to an X, Y, Z-axis system who's limits are -10 to +10, and who's measurement radiates from the origin (0, 0), is a booty who's X = {x| -7 <x< 7}, Y = {y| 4 <y< -1}, and Z = {z| 0 <z< 4}... utilizing the grid to construct this booty, we see that the derivatives of each linear quality, when combined, creates a lucious, wide hipped specimen who's butt neither extends too far up, or down, and has achieved a linear distance within the "C" curvature to withstand the effects of wind erosion, oxidation, weathering, & all various types of aging.

And a flat stomach

Mathematics... science... dat azz

 

[Grifter]

Erifili Sfakianakis

 

[010101]

@skeetsinternal "QUOTE HERE"*

 

[Supreme]

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Bad as hell but definitely not Yammish. Which is fine, most women aren't

 

[Shadow King]

I get what breh is saying but overall it ain't that serious...

 

[Shadow King]

Bad as hell but definitely not Yammish. Which is fine, most women aren't

Oh nah you on some other shyt

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

 

[Supreme]

 

[Supreme]

 

[Supreme]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I'll tell you what's a complete turnoff.

Was watching a porn scene and a redbone chick with a phat ass was dancin' around before dude was gonna fukk her.

She spread her ass cheeks and all up and down her ass crack was the color of aunt viv #1

 

[010101]

I'll tell you what's a complete turnoff.

Was watching a porn scene and a redbone chick with a phat ass was dancin' around before dude was gonna fukk her.

She spread her as cheeks and all up and down her ass crack was the color of aunt viv #1

that burnt cookie

either her mother used to leave her sitting too long without changing her diaper or she been bleaching her skin

or that's just how it is sometimes if the nipples elbows & knees match just appreciate nature's variety ha

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[Mr. Jack Napier]

Yall using the Pythagoras theorem to look at booty now

 

[nairdas]

Something about when a girl has a big booty with a long crack is just

My girl got a long crack I love spreading it and diving in face first