Not having a proper ass crack to booty meats ratio unappreciation thread.

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I'll tell you what's a complete turnoff.

Was watching a porn scene and a redbone chick with a phat ass was dancin' around before dude was gonna fukk her.

She spread her ass cheeks and all up and down her ass crack was the color of aunt viv #1
she was half brisket... smoke ring
 

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At first glace you get caught up in the hips and thigh meat. And even when she's walking a way, she has some jiggle....





But she clearly has improper ratios. Hips do lie. She doesn't even have enough volume. So deceiving :snoop: I even made a formula.

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I'm I wrong?
Nygga! What is this called!? My ole Lady had this and it bothered me at first, but I guess I got used to it...I searched the Internet for months and found Nothing on it...ass would be perfect but that short booty crack throws it off!
 

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Maybe it's just the tear drop ass effect, like the ass is nice and round and even has a cuff to it but only towards the bottom with not a lot of azz crack. I got no problem with that. I'm out in these different streets now that I am single again. Been on an southeast Asian kick for a few months now and knocked down a few thick Filipinas all curvy in the front with nice lil round booties with short azz cracks and guess what.....I be killing them lil mfs they can't hardly take the 8 so you gotta "short dikk, short dikk, short dikk, then boom hit them with about 10 long strokes and you own em.
 

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