Norse 'Berserker' warriors

[Saka]

These are human beings not monkeys. The last hoora of the bytch ass nikka is *well ill kick you in the balls. * *well ill tear your dikk off* stop it. You're admitting that the vikings are bytch ass fakkits by the simple fact this was the first fighting technique to cross your mind. The balls. The only thing a Viking would be ripping off is the skin on his face to try to put some kind of fear into todays fighter, which would fail as our modern fighters would remain calm and leg kick a viking into another dimension of pain before pulling out the 9 and shaving that beard with some hollow tips.

They're savages someone whos gotten used to murder has essentially melted those social and moral compasses that the average human being possess, an i guarantee if any of us no matter if you think your fukking superman put in a life or death situation would result to any trick in the book to save their ass. Of course modern weaponry trumps any arguement

 

[Gallo]

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i train muay thai an recently started BJJ so shut the fukk up, your exposin yourself as a little bytch right now because if you wouldnt have spent your entire life trying to walk away from fights you'd know any fight has a mental component to it. these dudes spent there entire lives raping, plundering and murdering an when they weren't doing that they were preparing for it. Compared to your modern mma fighter who trains with a coach knowledgeable in the art in a controlled enviornment. If your saying who would win in an octagon with mma rules then maybe id give the nod to an mma fighter but if its a fight to the death best believe the one with more experience of catchin bodies is winning.

You're a coward. Fukk up.

 

[Mowgli]

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i train muay thai an recently started BJJ so shut the fukk up, your exposin yourself as a little bytch right now because if you wouldnt have spent your entire life trying to walk away from fights you'd know any fight has a mental component to it. these dudes spent there entire lives raping, plundering and murdering an when they weren't doing that they were preparing for it. Compared to your modern mma fighter who trains with a coach knowledgeable in the art in a controlled enviornment. If your saying who would win in an octagon with mma rules then maybe id give the nod to an mma fighter but if its a fight to the death best believe the one with more experience of catchin bodies is winning.

Vikings have more experience catching bodies with weapons, not their bare hands. They will lose.

He'd win under any rules. Includeing a fight to the death. If your mind is only trained to fight under the rules of your sport then you are probably training as a hobbiest or someone who isnt taking it very seriously. A viking, hand to hand really has no options of attack outside of the balls and the eyes. If he can get to them. There are bezerker freaks in the street who try simliar tactics and get the crap kicked out of them. This puts the vikings in the status of an average joe who works out, not a hand to hand combatant.

 

[Gallo]

Yea they are putting themselves in the mind of someone who doesnt see a bytch when he thinks about himself. Its hard for people who have been bytch their entire life and lived in a bubble of bytch to put themselves in the shoes of modern day warriors.

Pretty much. That dirty heavy breathing and snorting nonsense is not scaring me. Much less someone like Fedor or Anderson Silva. If anything they're thinking "Mistake prone, ok I got em now."

 

[Mowgli]

They're savages someone whos gotten used to murder has essentially melted those social and moral compasses that the average human being possess, an i guarantee if any of us no matter if you think your fukking superman put in a life or death situation would result to any trick in the book to save their ass. Of course modern weaponry trumps any arguement

But bare hands though. You need technique to do these types of things. Biting, scratching, eye gouging and genital grabbing is the death rattle of a bytch ass nikka. If you put our modern day fighters in the same life or death situation you think something is going to be different. Most people who fight for a living have been in their share of street fights. Many of which involve multiple opponents and weapons. Plus, when you take your training seriously and have been doing it for a long period of time your mind goes into a zone to finish. There is no morality. There is only, finish. Make this man stop moving.

 

[Saka]

Pretty much. That dirty heavy breathing and snorting nonsense is not scaring me. Much less someone like Fedor or Anderson Silva. If anything they're thinking "Mistake prone, ok I got em now."

hop off mowglis dikk for a second an catch a breath you rice crispy spined marshmellow fakkit.

But word until we got a time machine an can bring a viking back with us an really play out this imaginary shyt or that spike tv show that compares warriors from different time periods makes an episode on this shyt we'll never know.

 

[KingDanz]

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i train muay thai an recently started BJJ so shut the fukk up, your exposin yourself as a little bytch right now because if you wouldnt have spent your entire life trying to walk away from fights you'd know any fight has a mental component to it. these dudes spent there entire lives raping, plundering and murdering an when they weren't doing that they were preparing for it. Compared to your modern mma fighter who trains with a coach knowledgeable in the art in a controlled enviornment. If your saying who would win in an octagon with mma rules then maybe id give the nod to an mma fighter but if its a fight to the death best believe the one with more experience of catchin bodies is winning.

Mike Tyson in his prime vs Viking.. no weapon ... fight to the death... who wins?

 

[Saka]

Mike Tyson in his prime vs Viking.. no weapon ... fight to the death... who wins?

Should of stuck with the mma fighter tyson is trained in a very specific manner of combat.

 

[Gallo]

hop off mowglis dikk for a second an catch a breath you rice crispy spined marshmellow fakkit.

But word until we got a time machine an can bring a viking back with us an really play out this imaginary shyt or that spike tv show that compares warriors from different time periods makes an episode on this shyt we'll never know.

You're projecting. Just a minute ago you were posting about being intimidated by some dirty medieval Ikea Swedes in hand to hand combat.

 

[KingDanz]

You're projecting. Just a minute ago you were posting about being intimidated by some dirty medieval Ikea Swedes in hand to hand combat.

zulu warriors>>> vikings

 

[Mowgli]

Pretty much. That dirty heavy breathing and snorting nonsense is not scaring me. Much less someone like Fedor or Anderson Silva. If anything they're thinking "Mistake prone, ok I got em now."

We've evolved beyond that trash.

Word? Are we gonna fight or what?

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

But bare hands though. You need technique to do these types of things. Biting, scratching, eye gouging and genital grabbing is the death rattle of a bytch ass nikka..

I dont think so, but most people dont train for this, so when some dude talmbout how he's about to nukite my eyes out or something I hit him with the

Accidentally break his hand doing something dumb.

 

[blackzeus]

People like Egil Skallagrimsson and Musashi Miyamoto were killing people before they hit puberty. To think that we can understand the minds of people like that and compare their context to the sport of commercial fighting is absurd.

/thread. You talkin' about nikkaz who was murkin' dudes for no reason since like 5, and if they didn't do it, THEY DIDN'T LIVE! Not no, "Ok, going to go home and work on my elbows and get better."

Jon Jones was a d*de who wrestled in college, and joined MMA for the f*ck of it and dominated. (what a sport ) You really think this guy is would roll through Spartans or Mongolians ?

 

[Mowgli]

/thread. You talkin' about nikkaz who was murkin' dudes for no reason since like 5, and if they didn't do it, THEY DIDN'T LIVE! Not no, "Ok, going to go home and work on my elbows and get better."

Jon Jones was a d*de who wrestled in college, and joined MMA for the f*ck of it and dominated. (what a sport ) You really think this guy is would roll through Spartans or Mongolians ?

With ease. We have the technology, we have better hand to hand techniques, he has the power and the natural athleticism. Thats well beyond anything those groups you mentioned could have hoped to achieve. You put too much stock in their abilities and look up to killers to much. COmpared to Bones Jones, they're Nothing!

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

With ease. We have the technology, we have better hand to hand techniques, he has the power and the natural athleticism. Thats well beyond anything those groups you mentioned could have hoped to achieve. You put too much stock in their abilities and look up to killers to much. COmpared to Bones Jones, they're Nothing!

Your argument went from you could beat bezerkers while they wielded weapons, to you could beat them if they had no weapons, to now Jon Jones could beat them with no weapons.