Norse 'Berserker' warriors

[Mowgli]

Each new post only cements your status. Let's hear some more.

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[Orbital-Fetus]

Mowgli, how many Viking warriors would it take to defeat you?
let's say you are in a forest and the group of Vikings (however many you think you could take out) are a quarter mile away and searching for you.

i'll let you decide if weapons are involved.
break down how it would go down.

 

[Mowgli]

Mowgli, how many Viking warriors would it take to defeat you?
let's say you are in a forest and the group of Vikings (however many you think you could take out) are a quarter mile away and searching for you.

i'll let you decide if weapons are involved.
break down how it would go down.

Come on a mob of soldiers can take out one man without a problem unarmed. Now, if you give me a 9mm, an sn!p3r rifle and a shotgun with mad clips attached to my body, i doubt a small militia would have the balls to persue me more then a mile as they watch their men get cut down one by one from the power of my scope, first from a distance and then in closer quarters. When the shotty hits the body like blaow? I will see men of legend run like common sissies. When they see that mans face open up like envelopes from 100 yards its going to have a demoralizing effect on their band of grunting gorillas. All that rage really isnt going to do much for them from that distance. Its going to be like sorcery seeing their men get plucked out of the air as if some manner of magic was just taking their soul out of gaping wounds. Stop it.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Mowgli, how many Viking warriors would it take to defeat you?
let's say you are in a forest and the group of Vikings (however many you think you could take out) are a quarter mile away and searching for you.

i'll let you decide if weapons are involved.
break down how it would go down.

You're going to make Mowglee jerk off fantasizing about this scenario of him and other men, sweaty and half naked in the woods playing hide and go seek with each other.

 

[Brown_Pride]

You're going to make Mowglee jerk off fantasizing about this scenario of him and other men, sweaty and half naked in the woods playing hide and go seek with each other.

to late he's already got a story up about blowing guys from 100 yards away.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Alright Mowgli...you vs. a 5 foot tall red kangaroo. No weapons, fight to the death. What happens?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Come on a mob of soldiers can take out one man without a problem unarmed. Now, if you give me a 9mm, an sn!p3r rifle and a shotgun with mad clips attached to my body, i doubt a small militia would have the balls to persue me more then a mile as they watch their men get cut down one by one from the power of my scope, first from a distance and then in closer quarters. When the shotty hits the body like blaow? I will see men of legend run like common sissies. When they see that mans face open up like envelopes from 100 yards its going to have a demoralizing effect on their band of grunting gorillas. All that rage really isnt going to do much for them from that distance. Its going to be like sorcery seeing their men get plucked out of the air as if some manner of magic was just taking their soul out of gaping wounds. Stop it.

ok, let's take modern weapons off the board....or you could take all weapons off of this challenge.

if you decide that weapons are in play, then they are only Norse weapons (which you can chose to have as well)...or no weapons.

go back to my original question with these guide lines.

 

[Mowgli]

Alright Mowgli...you vs. a 5 foot tall red kangaroo. No weapons, fight to the death. What happens?

I dont like hurting animals but these dumb beasts only have one real weapon which is in their legs. My core is pretty strong so im sure i could eat both of their feet to my stomach and close the distance on them before i was disabled. Kangaroos rarely take punches to their head that travel at speeds exceeding the speed limit for automobiles. Once you connect a right cross to the jaw of a kangaroo im sure it will become passive and concede to the fact that the afterlife is approaching. Im honestly pretty sure i could beat a kangaroo to death if it pissed me off.

 

[Brown_Pride]

ok, let's take modern weapons off the board....or you could take all weapons off of this challenge.

if you decide that weapons are in play, then they are only Norse weapons (which you can chose to have as well)...or no weapons.

go back to my original question with these guide lines.

to take it a step further...
let's say these vikings are in fact zombies. No weapons. Mowgli how do you beat them if close combat isn't an option as they'd bite you. I know you can i'm just saying how would you?

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And that kangaroo one too i want to know.

 

[Mowgli]

ok, let's take modern weapons off the board....or you could take all weapons off of this challenge.

if you decide that weapons are in play, then they are only Norse weapons (which you can chose to have as well)...or no weapons.

go back to my original question with these guide lines.

Without weapons i will lose to an armed or unarmed militia of vikings.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Without weapons i will lose to an armed or unarmed militia of vikings.

all of you have weapons or none of you have weapons.

 

[Brown_Pride]

I dont like hurting animals but these dumb beasts only have one real weapon which is in their legs. My core is pretty strong so im sure i could eat both of their feet to my stomach and close the distance on them before i was disabled. Kangaroos rarely take punches to their head that travel at speeds exceeding the speed limit for automobiles. Once you connect a right cross to the jaw of a kangaroo im sure it will become passive and concede to the fact that the afterlife is approaching. Im honestly pretty sure i could beat a kangaroo to death if it pissed me off.

lol today was a good day of laughter.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I dont like hurting animals but these dumb beasts only have one real weapon which is in their legs. My core is pretty strong so im sure i could eat both of their feet to my stomach and close the distance on them before i was disabled. Kangaroos rarely take punches to their head that travel at speeds exceeding the speed limit for automobiles. Once you connect a right cross to the jaw of a kangaroo im sure it will become passive and concede to the fact that the afterlife is approaching. Im honestly pretty sure i could beat a kangaroo to death if it pissed me off.

Now I know you're trolling. Even you aren't dumb enough to think you can beat a large red kangaroo. Their legs are so powerful they can jump 30 feet in one leap. They can break bones with their kicks, and they aim for the nuts. They also balance on their tails and hit you with a flurry from all four limbs at once. A large red kangaroo would leave you in a bloody, broken pile.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Now I know you're trolling. Even you aren't dumb enough to think you can beat ab large red kangaroo. Their legs are so powerful they can jump 30 feet in one leap. They can break bones with their kicks, and they aim for the nuts. They also balance on their tails and hit you with a flurry from all four limbs at once. A large red kangaroo would leave you in a bloody, broken pile.

they also have teeth...yes, they bite.
they also have claws...dat scratch will cut open an artery in your neck.

let's not forget about dat tail. it's ideal for having you tap out after it probes all up in dat ass.

 

[Mowgli]

all of you have weapons or none of you have weapons.

If i dont have guns i lose. I can only kill 2 or 3 unarmed vikings with my bare hands that are anticipating my rage