Norse 'Berserker' warriors

[Mowgli]

they also have teeth...yes, they bite.
they also have claws...dat scratch will cut open an artery in your neck.

let's not forget about dat tail. it's ideal for having you tap out after it probes all up in dat ass.

You are forgetting one thing. I have a fist that can induce a coma with one strike. A kangaroo cant do shyt to me.

 

[zerozero]

I know one viking who'd beat the fukk out of Jon Jones

 

[Mowgli]

to take it a step further...
let's say these vikings are in fact zombies. No weapons. Mowgli how do you beat them if close combat isn't an option as they'd bite you. I know you can i'm just saying how would you?

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And that kangaroo one too i want to know.

If they are 1960 zombies they stand no chance. With one edged weapon and myleticism i could dispatch a militia of these slow retarded walking dregs. Im too quick for old achool zom ies. 28 days later zombies id sprint from n live ro fighr another day.

 

[The Real]

I dont like hurting animals but these dumb beasts only have one real weapon which is in their legs. My core is pretty strong so im sure i could eat both of their feet to my stomach and close the distance on them before i was disabled. Kangaroos rarely take punches to their head that travel at speeds exceeding the speed limit for automobiles. Once you connect a right cross to the jaw of a kangaroo im sure it will become passive and concede to the fact that the afterlife is approaching. Im honestly pretty sure i could beat a kangaroo to death if it pissed me off.

A full-size male red Kangaroo would be taller than you (at their tallest, 6.5 feet,) weigh more than you (up to 250 lbs) and one kick would be able to shatter some of your ribs and/or cause internal damage.

Their punches aren't weak, either. There are many people who have been KOd with one punch from a full-size kangaroo.

They also have claws that can cause serious bleeding damage and sever the femoral artery (this actually almost happened to an uncle of mine once when he was in Australia... he still has a crazy scar.)

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

@Mowgli talking about he could eat two feet to his core from a red kangaroo. They have broken people's ribs with a single kick.

A double kick flush to your mid-section from a red kangaroo would send you flying 90 miles per hour into the nearest wall and collapse an internal organ or two.

 

[Gallo]

I've been in the booth stanning Nas. We're debating zombies and kangaroos now?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I've been in the booth stanning Nas. We're debating zombies and kangaroos now?

yes we are.
please take a seat.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Mowgli: "A velociraptor would have a 50-50 chance against me"

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I've been in the booth stanning Nas. We're debating zombies and kangaroos now?

The thread should be renamed Mowgli vs. the wild.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

You are forgetting one thing. I have a fist that can induce a coma with one strike. A kangaroo cant do shyt to me.

i don't care about your fisting technique, however i'm sure that i would be done for if you happened to fist me.

let's just call this a draw.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Mowgli: "A velociraptor would have a 50-50 change against me"

I heard Mowgli put a rhinoceros in the figure four.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I heard Mowgli put a rhinoceros in the figure four.

nah...it was an octopus.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

nah...it was an octopus.

how do you guillotine choke that which has no arms?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

how do you guillotine choke that which has no arms?

mount it from the rear...

 

[Spatial Paradox]

I dont like hurting animals but these dumb beasts only have one real weapon which is in their legs. My core is pretty strong so im sure i could eat both of their feet to my stomach and close the distance on them before i was disabled. Kangaroos rarely take punches to their head that travel at speeds exceeding the speed limit for automobiles. Once you connect a right cross to the jaw of a kangaroo im sure it will become passive and concede to the fact that the afterlife is approaching. Im honestly pretty sure i could beat a kangaroo to death if it pissed me off.

I'm pretty doubtful you can "eat" kicks to the midsection from a kangaroo. Just to add on to the other posters that have pointed out how dangerous red kangaroos are: Farmer & his dog almost drowned by a kangaroo

Mind you, this story featured a grey kangaroo, which is somewhat smaller than the red kangaroo. Getting kicked in the stomach by a red kangaroo sounds like a good way to get badly slashed up at best and disemboweled at worst.