Norse 'Berserker' warriors

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I prefer the mount with my opponents back on the mat so i can look in his eyes as he takes his last gasp of air.:youngsabo:

Somebody Photoshop Mowgli's head on the most interesting man's body. You know the rest. "I don't always mount men..." Orbital Fetus?
 

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Somebody Photoshop Mowgli's head on the most interesting man's body. You know the rest. "I don't always mount men..." Orbital Fetus?

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Your face is far to vulnerable to be starting these types of wars. Dont body yourself, Bird Chest.
 

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There was an unimplied no homo on that statement. Disgust at your pathetically homoerotic minds. :snoop:

..yes you "implied it"... of course you did.

Did you imply it while you were mounting another man grunting and sweating all while staring deeply into his eyes?

I guess i missed that implication.

I guess THIS doesn't apply to you then?
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..yes you "implied it"... of course you did.

Did you imply it while you were mounting another man grunting and sweating all while staring deeply into his eyes?

I guess i missed that implication.

I guess THIS doesn't apply to you then?
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Grunting isnt really my swag. I execute dangerous techniques that cut off the blood flow to the brain. I would use similar techniques to destroy every Aztec that ever existed pre-colombus and every Viking in the history of Earth. Stop it. The weak(you) have a habit of trying to turn true power into something negative to make the pathetic that is you, the standard of strength. Its sickening. Sit.
 

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lmao@hard ass ancient warriors being even remotely intimidated by a little IT dweeb wearing pajamas.

mowgli, you roll around a mat on the weekends and spend the rest of your life trolling on the web. you're soft as baby stool compared to guys like that. your bytch ass punches wouldn't even make through a viking's beard. how you gonna act like you can beat up a viking when you can't even muster up the courage to look a swedish dude in the eye? looking down trying to make small talk about fjords and shyt while you wipe the sweat off your brow and try to mask your nervous twitch...get the fukk out of here.

a viking would be drinking blood out of your skull before you could say "HIYAH". bytch, you'd drop down and play dead on some :deadrose: shyt just hearing a viking sneeze.
 

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Grunting isnt really my swag. I execute dangerous techniques that cut off the blood flow to the brain.
I know this girl that does this same trick...:lolbron:


I would use similar techniques to destroy every Aztec that ever existed pre-colombus and every Viking in the history of Earth. Stop it. The weak(you) have a habit of trying to turn true power into something negative to make the pathetic that is you, the standard of strength. Its sickening. Sit.


LMAO all that's missing is you saying, "i'll eat their kids"


If only you weren't a troll but an actual person it would be great.

You named yourself after a small boy who runs around in panties.
You like getting greased up to roll around on mats with other grown men.
You enjoy getting on top of those men where you have them pinned between your thighs and all the while you stare intently in their eyes. ...oh but there's an "implied" no homo.
:what:
 

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lmao@hard ass ancient warriors being even remotely intimidated by a little IT dweeb wearing pajamas.

mowgli, you roll around a mat on the weekends and spend the rest of your life trolling on the web. you're soft as baby stool compared to guys like that. your bytch ass punches wouldn't even make through a viking's beard. how you gonna act like you can beat up a viking when you can't even muster up the courage to look a swedish dude in the eye? looking down trying to make small talk about fjords and shyt while you wipe the sweat off your brow and try to mask your nervous twitch...get the fukk out of here.

a viking would be drinking blood out of your skull before you could say "HIYAH". bytch, you'd drop down and play dead on some :deadrose: shyt just hearing a viking sneeze.
Weekends? Where do you get this trash? Obviously its your imagination but why would you lie to the posters like this. Its pathetic you look up to these mythological weaklings. Nothing about their hand to hand skills is to be respected. No evidence of elite boxing skills. No evidence of grappling that would give a grappler something to fear. Their swordsmanship is to be respected, thats it. That said, i'd destroy them. They could probably beat me one on one if i just had to fight waves of them 1 after another in a gauntlet of savages but thats about the only scenario i could see them winning.
 

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I know this girl that does this same trick...:lolbron:





LMAO all that's missing is you saying, "i'll eat their kids"


If only you weren't a troll but an actual person it would be great.

You named yourself after a small boy who runs around in panties.
You like getting greased up to roll around on mats with other grown men.
You enjoy getting on top of those men where you have them pinned between your thighs and all the while you stare intently in their eyes. ...oh but there's an "implied" no homo.
:what:
Only among fighters because theres nothing gay about being rendered unconcious. Im sorry that you live in a world of bytch. Mowgli was never afraid of demonic beasts but someone with the pride of his ancestors is shook of raggedy Vikings. You're a dissapointment to all native americans.
 

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Yo Mowgli you should post a video of one of your training sessions or fights and amaze us with your lethal techniques.:mjpls:

Why, i dont like you guys as human beings. :smugdraper: You really think i fukks with you like that? :heh: Stop it.
 

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Why, i dont like you guys as human beings. :smugdraper: You really think i fukks with you like that? :heh: Stop it.
So just talk, it figures.:ld:
You're soft as baby shyt. A serious fighter/warrior/soldier would never blab about how tough he is like a child, nevermind engage in some fantasy "I could fukk up a bloodthirsty warrior" power trip.

I doubt you've ever fought in your entire life.
 
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