Norse 'Berserker' warriors

Mowgli

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lol basically
but have mowgli tell it and these dude were soft, unskilled brawlers, who used to get in tickle fights only.

He's been at it for 10 years while some of these guys were at it for triple...well the good ones at least...times that and yet Mowgli is certain that he'd body each and every last one of them.
:stopitslime: & :childplease:

Wow, i thought you had the heart of an Aztec warrior. I guess brown pride comes before the fall, to a viking. Sad, friend. :whoo:
 

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Wow, i thought you had the heart of an Aztec warrior. I guess brown pride comes before the fall, to a viking. Sad, friend. :whoo:

He should definitely change his name. I hope Julio Cesar Chavez socks him if they ever cross paths.
 

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He should definitely change his name. I hope Julio Cesar Chavez socks him if they ever cross paths.

Yea Cesar would never relenquish the pride and dignity of his ancestors to some savage Viking. Im gonna just assume that man Brown Pride drinks a lot of soy milk, lattes, wears 2xSmall t's and prides himself on 20 inch rims in his earlobes. :skip:
 

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Yea Cesar would never relenquish the pride and dignity of his ancestors to some savage Viking. Im gonna just assume that man Brown Pride drinks a lot of soy milk, lattes, wears 2xSmall t's and prides himself on 20 inch rims in his earlobes. :skip:
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i've seen better trolling but not bad. Stretching to have me calling your ass crazy theories equate to me saying ANYTHING about aztecs is bad for your back...just like having another grown man ride you on a mat day in and day out.
 

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i've seen better trolling but not bad. Stretching to have me calling your ass crazy theories equate to me saying ANYTHING about aztecs is bad for your back...just like having another grown man ride you on a mat day in and day out.

Im sorry Brown Pride but you dont have the heart of the jaguar. You have the spirit of the Chihuahua. You yip and yap but when someone bigger then you comes along....

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I guess you'd work some of those old school aztec dudes in hand to hand combat too eh?

and Pollo loco you should know better.

If we're unarmed combat, yea probably. If they experienced my Brown Belt level Brazillian Jiujitsu they'd probably ask me to train their warriors. :lawd: If they saw you, :heh: theyd probably ask you to help the women squeeze juice out of the berries.
 

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If we're unarmed combat, yea probably. If they experienced my Brown Belt level Brazillian Jiujitsu they'd probably ask me to train their warriors. :lawd: If they saw you, :heh: theyd probably ask you to help the women squeeze juice out of the berries.

Your belt is brown when you get mounted by men alright but it has nothing to do with your skill rank.
 

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If we're unarmed combat, yea probably. If they experienced my Brown Belt level Brazillian Jiujitsu they'd probably ask me to train their warriors. :lawd: If they saw you, :heh: theyd probably ask you to help the women squeeze juice out of the berries.

MOwgli when you mount a man in the heat of battle do you like to do it from the front or the back? :noah:
 

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MOwgli when you mount a man in the heat of battle do you like to do it from the front or the back? :noah:

I prefer the mount with my opponents back on the mat so i can look in his eyes as he takes his last gasp of air.:youngsabo:
 

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Your belt is brown when you get mounted by men alright but it has nothing to do with your skill rank.

:whew: Scathing thoughts. At least i can take comfort in the fact i can claim your life with 10 percent of my true power. Hows it feel knowing you could try your hardest and channel the rage of all the people who called you Bird Chest growing up but it wouldnt save you from me casually destroying you like bug. :gladbron:
 
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