When you look at shyt like Twitter, Snapchat and Chatroulette and your head hurts trying to find where the conversation starts.
"BU BU BU I COULD OPERATE DOS WITH ALL THEM COMMANDS, WHY CAN'T I FOLLOW THIS shyt?!"
When you chilling with a younger chick and she call you a "Crack Baby" and you go "bytch WTF?" and she play you Kendrick Lamar's ADHD for the first time and you go "WHO THE fukk IS THIS NOW??" (True Story)
When you'd rather spend the night cuddling with a chick under the duvet and wake up covered in each other's drool rather than be front and centre at whatever big lime, jam, party, that you bought new clothes for.
When you'd rather polish off a bottle of whiskey over the course of a night rather than count how many six packs of beer you done drank from 6PM to 6AM.
When some young fakkit who ain't old enough to hop in the front seat telling you to "Turn off that Gangster rap 90's playlist" 'cause he heard you listening to more than one Wu Tang or Bone Thug song and your shyt is on shuffle.
When your dikk doesn't even respond to chicks sending you nudes or you walking from either end of the strip club and seeing all the scattered ass, despite the fact that you'd tear that shyt up for hours if allowed.
When you can't name not ONE of the new Pokemon after Red and Blue and can barely remember the original 150(1) either.
When you and you and the crew make passive aggressive plans to all hang out abroad like y'all used to do in some flabby and sick group in Whatsaapp or Facebook each summer only to have errybody agree to the shyt like months in advance knowing full well they all going to drop out or cling to some flimsy reason why they couldn't make it this year.....
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at being able to relate to 80% of the shyt in here.
