Non Physical signs that you and/or your friends are getting flabby & sick

[The Mad Titan]

*Emphatically using old slang thinking it's still in use
*Trying to stunt with "brand new " gear , music , etc. that was released a year or so ago
*No longer having the energy to hunt for exclusive shyt (Web or in brick and mortar stores )
*Talking about the "turn up" for the night/early morn but pass out at 1045pm after the second round of liq and /or smoke and wake up with a blanket over you and your door unlocked like "where everybody go?"
*Getting your kids dropped off unexpectedly by your baby moms on a big time Friday night
*Rather be at home than out and about
*Looking at the teens with multi colored hair and clothes that look like they just came from the salvation army but are super expensive like
*Constantly breaking promises to go out with associates
*Your "turn up" is now business networking after hours
*Looking at someone of the opposite sex who everyone is drooling over like "that ain't nothing but problems . Leave that shyt alone ."
*Can only tolerate most new rap/r&b when fukked up off some mood altering substance .
*Reminiscing about the "old days"
*Talk more about Netflix and limited release series /movies and TMZ shyt than real shyt.
*Go hard about the concept of BLM but when someone asks you to go to a protest you like "I gotta get up in the morning for work plus I can't get arrested and miss time from work I got bills!"

*You only talk and act reckless at the crib during informal gatherings with your people to still feel like you bout that life but when you muster up enough energy to go out you're on your best behavior .
*When she yells at you to the back of the crib , "Hey bae! " ... and you reply like "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? !"


...you might be non physically flabby and sick ....

Just some shyt I've noticed ...







... feel free to add on.

@ the bold is all me

 

[boskey]

Parents in poor health

 

[UserNameless]

I forgot what i was going to say.

@letti cook

Did you try to redirect that shyt? Its cool to reminisce but damn there should be discussion of future moves being made ... ideas and shyt too

 

[MillionMills]

When every time you hang out they talk about the past instead of the present or future

This this this this.
I realized me and my nikkas were growing apart because all we talked about was the past memories. We werent creating any new memories.

 

[Soundbwoy]

When y'all catch an NBA game and realize that you're closer in age to the coach than the players..

 

[mbewane]

When I started planning going out on Fridays instead of Saturdays to have a full day to recover

 

[www.THUG.com]

*Talking about the "turn up" for the night/early morn but pass out at 1045pm after the second round of liq and /or smoke and wake up with a blanket over you and your door unlocked like "where everybody go?"

Got dammit that's me

I have to take a nap in the middle of the day in order to stay out late at night

 

[UserNameless]

This this this this.
I realized me and my nikkas were growing apart because all we talked about was the past memories. We werent creating any new memories.

Shyt is so real... a prime factor that contributes to drifting apart ...


You know it's real when you ain't doing absolutely shyt and the old homie calls and you look at the phone like ... "Nicca ain't talking bout shyt."


And you let that shyt go to VM.



Whereas, in the past you woulda picked up damn near every call .

 

[Pool_Shark]

No longer have friends just co workers

The two friends you do have, you just text from time to but never goes any further.

You're version of "stuntin" is getting all your bills paid on time for the month

You're still bumping G-Unit and 50 cent cause those were some of your best memories in high school.


Talk to people about the weather.

Get excited to use the new weed wacker you just bought

Getting excited to go grocery shopping and taking advantage of some new deals going on in store

 

[letti cook]

@letti cook

Did you try to redirect that shyt? Its cool to reminisce but damn there should be discussion of future moves being made ... ideas and shyt too

i just zone out when that shyt happens..shyt is depressing

i really be thinking "what the fukk do other people talk about?"

 

[UserNameless]

No longer have friends just co workers

The two friends you do have, you just text from time to but never goes any further.

You're version of "stuntin" is getting all your bills paid on time for the month

You're still bumping G-Unit and 50 cent cause those were some of your best memories in high school.


Talk to people about the weather.

Get excited to use the new weed wacker you just bought

Getting excited to go grocery shopping and taking advantage of some new deals going on in store

My man...


Stay strong . Keep Appreciating those blessings tho... I'm actually looking for a new edger lol...

but that coworker shyt is the worst . 9outta10 you don't really fukk with em like that but they can easily end up as primary associates over time ...

 

[prettiij_me]

Being anxious to get off work on Friday not because you have plans to go out but bc you've got a bottle.of wine and a new episode of 20/20 to get into at home...





















I swear I used to be fun y'all...

 

[UserNameless]

i just zone out when that shyt happens..shyt is depressing

i really be thinking "what the fukk do other people talk about?"

I still some good conversationalists out there and substantial conversations to be had with people out.there who know how to have them ... as self cultivation continues you'll run across them . Cherish those moments and.build off of them .

 

[Primetime21]

 

[Kalik]

When you hear a new song. Track is fire... you look it up on youtube and it has 18million views already.


Like damn Im late...