No woman has ever made any man laugh so hard their stomach hurt

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Funniest non-relative chick I've ever known was this white chick, bytch was the type to laugh at her own fukk ups/flaws/life etc I used to be at work like :mjlol:her life was like a soap opera. bytch is like "I know I'm a slut, I know I have issues, including substance abuse, but I'm in therapy! It's like nobody sees I'm trying to change:childplease:i give up I'm gonna go back to cheating on Greg and fighting ppl"

Moms is funny. Only time she isn't is when she tries to get me to watch old ass tv land shows with her when I come see her. :lolbron:i either make an excuse to get on the phone or something to avoid it

My girl does funny shyt but it's usually on accident. I was leaving to go to work one day and she had her eye covered up and I was like what happened thinking it was something major, she said "I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with the mascara brush:skip:i didn't even know what that that was until she explained and then I started laughing at her
 

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Different type of/taste in humor, that's why. What's funny to them may not be funny to us.

My girl doesn't like Dave Chappelle (think he's incredibly overrated) but loves Kevin Hart and thinks he's hilarious :francis:

It is what it is :manny:

I've met some real funny women though :porter:


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:blessed:This man right here though


 

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Didn't even crack a smile.

Hope this aint what you call entertaining:francis:
 

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Also, I can't ignore the concerted effort being made by a lot of men to push this narrative about women not being funny. I think the idea of a genuinely funny woman poses some type of threat to these men's masculinity. That its not about a woman's actual ability to be funny, but that because she is a woman that she just shouldn't be. Like its not her "place" to be. This argument always has a misogynistic undertone to it.
Women just aint funny. Accept it bruh.
 

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Who cares if you don't find women funny?

We're not here to amuse you, child.

Most of you men aren't funny either :yeshrug:. Y'all want so bad to make a woman laugh that most of time we'll do it out of pity.
 

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To be honest, I've never met a woman that made me laugh until I was in tears :manny:

I've met chicks that made me chuckle. Usually you can tell when a chick is tryna be funny, which is unfunny in itsself
Thats what im saying.. Some try too hard.

I laugh hardest when dumb shyt happens to them


For example... My sister can be hilariously funny at times. There was this time in the store where she reached down and picked something up while my back was turned.. Suddenly I heard a loud RIP behind me, i turned around and she split her pants in the store.

That shyt had me ROLLING...


Another time I was getting off the train and she was picking me up. I hadn't seen her in a minute and we was doing a slow motion run to hug each other (people watching too)...

At the last minute i bust out with "Skuurrttt" and mushed her like Jamie Foxx used yo do on his show..

Entire station started cracking up while she was hitting and chasing me.

Those were times where we were laughing at each other though... Not really jokes. We always played each other like that though but I wouldn't say she's hilarious

There was only one or 2 chicks that could make me laugh almost at will. 1 was my ex another was a friend i wish I could've dated.
 
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