No woman has ever made any man laugh so hard their stomach hurt

[Capitol]

Humor takes intelligence, empathy, a quick wit, confidence and a willingness to fail. Women lack all of these things. Guys just want to fukk so they laugh and smile at whatever stupid shyt comes out of her cum flappers.

cum flappers. You outta pocket

 

[GoFlipAPack]

My wife is entertaining as hell

Yes, yes she is

 

[plushcarpet]

 

[Uncle Kendrick]

 

[CN793]

I've done it before, plenty of times. It's an overrated experience. Once it becomes more frequent you're looked at as "that one funny chick," Not a fan of the label lol.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

y'all dudes is craaaaaazy

 

[K.Dot]

Black men thug because it gets them prime p*ssy. You can deny it all you want but black women love thugs. Everything men do from the way they act, dress, talk, and live their life is to get women. Especially black men the most p*ssy hungry and horniest of all races. Men do not care about a women's academic() or career accomplishments. The most important thing a woman brings to the table is her youth, beauty, and fertility all of which peak in her mid twenties. If a black man wants a prime black woman he has to have thuggish qualities unless he is rich or mega famous, even than he will get cheated on if he is too "soft". The black community is in shambles because black women can only think with their c*nts. They would rather live on government assistance, work low wage jobs, send their children to racist cac dominated schools, and doom their children to a life of thuggery and thottery, than tighten their standards up a bit. The black community would transform tomorrow if black women held their baby daddies to higher standards. If all a man has to do to fukk you is grow dreads and sell a few dime bags why would he do anything more than that? And believe me this shyt is only get worse. More and more simps are waking up and being put on game. A lot of these thots grow up seeing their moms whore around and than finding some desperate sucker to take care of them and their b*stard siblings. This new generation of thots wont be able to obtain that chump as easily as their moms did.

nikka shut the fukk up. Black men are " thugs " because of America fukked them over. Black men are thugs to get p*ssy actually sounds like some borderline white supremacist bullshyt and its very offensive.

 

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nikka shut the fukk up. Black men are " thugs " because of America fukked them over. Black men are thugs to get p*ssy actually sounds like some borderline white supremacist bullshyt and its very offensive.

Ok bytch, blame whitey. All races of women chase thugs or "bad boys" in their prime. The problem that black women have is they are against contraception and abortion so not only are they ran through by 30 like becky, but they have a litter of b*stard kids in tow which insures they will never get a decent man to commit. You can call men a cac or c00n all day, just don't call me a simp!!!!

 

[K.Dot]

Ok bytch, blame whitey. All races of women chase thugs or "bad boys" in their prime. The problem that black women have is they are against contraception and abortion so not only are they ran through by 30 like becky, but they have a litter of b*stard kids in tow which insures they will never get a decent man to commit. You can call men a cac or c00n all day, just don't call me a simp!!!!

"Bad boy" does not equal being an agent created by white supremacy to exterminate your race, foh. Another nikka that is salty about his shytty luck with women so he comes on here spewing neckbeard cac Reddit rhetoric.

 

[pop]

"Bad boy" does not equal being an agent created by white supremacy to exterminate your race, foh. Another nikka that is salty about his shytty luck with women so he comes on here spewing neckbeard cac Reddit rhetoric.

Stop trying to deflect and shame me. All societies and races have had "thugs" even in ancient times. And women have always been drawn to these types of men. Black women get it the worst because our culture looks down on contraception/abortion, and they have a much smaller pool of simps to choose from compared to other races. White and Asian women have hundreds of simps on stand by to take care of them when they finish their hoe phase. Hispanic woman suffer a bit, but living in Florida it seems like Hispanic men don't mind raising other women's kids as long they are not mixed with black. Black women on the other hand are the pickiest race, with least amount of quality simps to choose from. A black man doing good is going to feast for as long as he wants to. He is not going to wife the average ran through single mom dirty thirty broad.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Also, I can't ignore the concerted effort being made by a lot of men to push this narrative about women not being funny. I think the idea of a genuinely funny woman poses some type of threat to these men's masculinity. That its not about a woman's actual ability to be funny, but that because she is a woman that she just shouldn't be. Like its not her "place" to be. This argument always has a misogynistic undertone to it.

This. Also women are funny but the intense biological sex drive in men is so strong that they can't attribute anything to women unless it's sexual.

Humor, genuine humanity, empathy, intelligence and more are all present in women but all these attributes are overshadowed by the man's need for sex which forces him to objectify her extremely.

The more sex a man is getting or the more successful a man is with women, the more relaxed he is and he can begin to see past his sexual needs because he's getting his rocks off.

But if he's not? Dear lord. He will only view a woman thru the lens of that which he is being deprived of. If he continues to be deprived, he resents women as objects more and more for having the nerve to exist outside of his own needs.

It's like asking a man dying of thirst to understand the nuances and perspective of water. His needs haven't been met so it's impossible to see beyond his thirst.

If anyone is interested in how women do this to men as well, let me know.

 

[Caca-faat]

I cant re tell someone elses joke to save my life. But in real life I have great comedic timing.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Different type of/taste in humor, that's why. What's funny to them may not be funny to us.

My girl doesn't like Dave Chappelle (think he's incredibly overrated) but loves Kevin Hart and thinks he's hilarious

It is what it is

I've met some real funny women though :porter:

You're girlfriend is trash. You need to kick that bytch to the curb. In what world is hart funnier than Chappelle aka the goat??? She straight trolling

 

[brother walt]

NO LIE MY MOM WAS FUNNY AS SHYT SHE USE TO CALL ME shytTY WILLIE INSTEAD OF

 

[DallasTxRep]

So what you're saying is you prefer the company of another man?