No Mo' Taco's in the War Room! Dallas Cowboys 2023 draft thread

[duckbutta]

and i mean we were always drafting a tight end second or third. McCarthy job is on the line he not walking out the top 3 rounds empty handed. That was never realistic. We traded for a wide receiver and we know McCarthy talk on running the ball is cap cause he never did it in green bay.

 

[VegetasHairline]

We got rid of all the other ohio state trash

Why is @smitty22 even allowed in this thread. Can we swap him out for a michigan breh to

Go root for the Texans like you said you would.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

anybody thinking dude was drafted for any reason

other than filling the clean cut american looking white boy quota

you are kidding yourself

 

[L. Deezy]

There was no consensus best TE for starters. Teams boards differ, I mean the fact they passed on Mayer, musrgave, LaPorta and Washington means they likely weren't serious about take a TE in the first. Moving up to grab Carter would've cost us multiple draft picks you're acting as if this team doesn't have depth issues and can just give away assets.

Man, fuhk multiple picks down the line. This team has to compete this year. Im talking trying to win the championship. I dont give a fuhk about next year. Should have tried to move up for Carter.

 

[Slimkid07]

Kraft and Washington are still on the board in the 3rd?
I guess the Boys arent the only ones with questions.

Edit: Kraft just went to GB. They went back to back TEs?

 

[duckbutta]

Go root for the Texans like you said you would.

Shouldn't you be in another thread watching the Warriors beat the shyt out of your cac center and send you home

A Sacramento Kings fan. You're entire family should be ashamed

Where was your mother when this was happening? Did she RAISE you to be a kings fan?

I'm calling right now to report what she did to you. Aint no statue of limitations on crimes against children

 

[VegetasHairline]

Shouldn't you be in another thread watching the Warriors beat the shyt out of your cac center and send you home

A Sacramento Kings fan. You're entire family should be ashamed

Where was your mother when this was happening? Did she RAISE you to be a kings fan?

I'm calling right now to report what she did to you. Aint no statue of limitations on crimes against children

Leave my mother out of this. She's no longer alive.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Off topic but… is this?

 

[BigE214]

anybody thinking dude was drafted for any reason

other than filling the clean cut american looking white boy quota

you are kidding yourself

But hendershot and Ferguson have the look too

Bro doesn’t look as authentic athletic as those analytics say but one thing I know for sure, Dak gonna spam the football football to his TE so he gonna get numbers regardless

 

[Slimkid07]

I swear the entire league knows our draft sheet.
All of these teams jump us before our pick.

 

[Spade]

So what Michigan player are we drafting?

 

[El Bombi]

Leave my mother out of this. She's no longer alive.

Time to put this fool @duckbutta in timeout.

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

anybody thinking dude was drafted for any reason

other than filling the clean cut american looking white boy quota

you are kidding yourself

darnell washingtons knee is fukked up. what other tight end should we have got

 

[El Bombi]

So what Michigan player are we drafting?

@smitty22 would have a heart attack.

 

[Spade]

Looks like it's a defensive player.