Ninja Turles Co-Creator Not Happy With Megan Fox Casting

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Crazy. Just downloaded season 1, from 1986, and was watching it yesterday.

I could still remember every scene, almost 30 years later.

Watching it though, I realized that the show is so unique that making it into a movie in this day and age is damn near impossible. its either gotta be all cgi, or completely modified so that the teenage mutant ninja turtles werent even turtles...

i think the biggest hit that franchise could have would be if tarantino directed it, and it was a story about 4 renegade ninjas from japan, led by their master splinter, on a quest for revenge against shredder--maybe some guy that does something awful to women with blades or some off the wall sh*t like that. beebop and rocksteady could be some huge goons with automatic rifles and chains, ready for war at the drop of a hat. the foot soldiers could be guys that all dress the same, and it would basically be gore porn as the teenage ninjas dismember the foot clan with bows, sais, nun chucks and katanas. krang could be a living brain, grown to epic proportions, hooked up to an artificial intelligence machine.

theres just a hell of a lot more room for growth, and the potential for a film trilogy, by making all these things "realistic." not to mention, it could be targeted towards adults, and since the people that grew up watching it are all over 25 now, why not.

and at first i was like, "no way, nickelodian owns the rights, they would never," but goddamn have you watched nickelodian lately?? wtf?? i happened to see it the other day while i was in a hotel with my wife, and they got characters on there sanding the feet of beautiful underage girls, and eating the dust from the soles of their feet, saying stuff like "mmmmmmmmmm the goddesses's foot flakes :smile: "

wtf is wrong with this world, im never having a child.
 

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Crazy. Just downloaded season 1, from 1986, and was watching it yesterday.

I could still remember every scene, almost 30 years later.

Watching it though, I realized that the show is so unique that making it into a movie in this day and age is damn near impossible. its either gotta be all cgi, or completely modified so that the teenage mutant ninja turtles werent even turtles...

i think the biggest hit that franchise could have would be if tarantino directed it, and it was a story about 4 renegade ninjas from japan, led by their master splinter, on a quest for revenge against shredder--maybe some guy that does something awful to women with blades or some off the wall sh*t like that. beebop and rocksteady could be some huge goons with automatic rifles and chains, ready for war at the drop of a hat. the foot soldiers could be guys that all dress the same, and it would basically be gore porn as the teenage ninjas dismember the foot clan with bows, sais, nun chucks and katanas. krang could be a living brain, grown to epic proportions, hooked up to an artificial intelligence machine.

theres just a hell of a lot more room for growth, and the potential for a film trilogy, by making all these things "realistic." not to mention, it could be targeted towards adults, and since the people that grew up watching it are all over 25 now, why not.

and at first i was like, "no way, nickelodian owns the rights, they would never," but goddamn have you watched nickelodian lately?? wtf?? i happened to see it the other day while i was in a hotel with my wife, and they got characters on there sanding the feet of beautiful underage girls, and eating the dust from the soles of their feet, saying stuff like "mmmmmmmmmm the goddesses's foot flakes :smile: "

wtf is wrong with this world, im never having a child.

what a terrible terrible idea. seriously, smack yourself for writing that shyt.

Also, they already did a completely CGI ninja turtles movie and it sucked ass. The first live action Ninja Turtles movie was perfectly executed, part 2 was pretty good too. if they could do it back then they could do it now. Sometimes costumes work better than CGI.
 

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some things need to be left in the 90's it's comical how awful it sounds
 

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what a terrible terrible idea. seriously, smack yourself for writing that shyt.

Also, they already did a completely CGI ninja turtles movie and it sucked ass. The first live action Ninja Turtles movie was perfectly executed, part 2 was pretty good too. if they could do it back then they could do it now. Sometimes costumes work better than CGI.

well i hate to break it to you, but for as long as were on this planet, theres going to be no cinematic way to make 4 human like turtles carry out the commands of a human like rat, to go to war against a human like rhino and a human like warthog, who are under the control of a talking brain.

trying to make THAT scenario look good on the big screen and appeal to adults?

only way to make it even remotely succesful is to make it allegorical in nature. bay tried to go in that direction (aliens) and everyone complained.

its a great great great GREAT cartoon--maybe the best ever. but if you try to make that live action-its going to be campy as hell (see: all 3 attempts at making it live action.) if you make it cgi, nickelodian will step in and see to it that it's age appropriate, because children are the target demo for cartoons, so the odds of having a pixar-level, quality tmnt cgi flick are infinitesimal.

the entire franchise is pigeon-holed into a place in the market that makes it virtually impossible to succeed on the big screen without a major re-imagining.
 

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Classics just should be left alone. :damn:

Just look how Bay ruin Freddy and countless others. :pacspit:
 

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its a great great great GREAT cartoon--maybe the best ever. but if you try to make that live action-its going to be campy as hell (see: all 3 attempts at making it live action.)

:shaq2: @ part 1 being too campy. shyt is a classic bruh bruh.

[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVSkFdaWUzs]Splinter speaks with Raphael[/ame]

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lol na but I agree with parts 2 & 3. With those, they tried to make live-action movies based off the vibes of the cartoons. Part 1 was alot darker, if they re-created that atmosphere, non-kids (especially those that grew up on TMNT) would still go for it.
 

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What does the new Shredder look like?

Wait :whoa:

I dont wanna see :scusthov:
:bane:It would be Extremely Painful

if April wears a yellow jumpsuit and white boots through out the movie the Gods will be pleased!.....:demonic:
We would be :blessed: but I don't know if Megan would look right in that Outfit. What about America's New Favorite It Girl, Jennifer Lawrence?
 

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Really? Megan Fox is his problem? They were going to make the turtles fukking aliens and he aint have shyt to say about that.....but he's disgusted that Megan Fox is casted:rudy:
 

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this one was better than i expected. i enjoyed this alot more than the 3rd live action flick.

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this right here had a dope concept(new turtles meet old turtles from the 80s)..it was decent from what i remember. i cant stand the voices on some of the newer turtles.
 

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well i hate to break it to you, but for as long as were on this planet, theres going to be no cinematic way to make 4 human like turtles carry out the commands of a human like rat, to go to war against a human like rhino and a human like warthog, who are under the control of a talking brain.

trying to make THAT scenario look good on the big screen and appeal to adults?

only way to make it even remotely succesful is to make it allegorical in nature. bay tried to go in that direction (aliens) and everyone complained.

its a great great great GREAT cartoon--maybe the best ever. but if you try to make that live action-its going to be campy as hell (see: all 3 attempts at making it live action.) if you make it cgi, nickelodian will step in and see to it that it's age appropriate, because children are the target demo for cartoons, so the odds of having a pixar-level, quality tmnt cgi flick are infinitesimal.

the entire franchise is pigeon-holed into a place in the market that makes it virtually impossible to succeed on the big screen without a major re-imagining.

You are talking about making the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without the teenage mutant turtles part. what you have left is Ninjas. While we're at it Thor shouldn't be a God he should just be a man with a hammer, maybe a carpenter, and Hulk shouldn't turn into a green monster he should just be a very angry man. Smh.

Not everything has to be Nolan's Batman.
 
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