New Hulktales just dropped

[Reality Check]

Nah, the problem is that Hogan is (allegedly) most likely the person who changed Vince's mind after they had all agreed on the first plan. Seeing as there are other stories of Hogan pulling the "That's not gonna work for me brother," move when it came time to figure out how he was going to give someone their win back, it makes sense.

And supposedly promo material was produced for a Hogan/Hart match at either KOTR or Summerslam

 

[Norrin Radd]

Hulk Hogan: ‘Vince didn’t trust Piper or other guys who wouldn’t do a job’​

He has since admitted in interviews that a big part of his success was his ability to navigate the political landscape backstage and noted in the interview that McMahon had trouble trusting some of the other stars of the era if they weren't willing to lose matches. He specifically named "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

"So I called Vince up. 'Hey, Vince, just talked to Mr. Wonderful. He says he doesn't want to do the job, one-two-three.' (Vince said) 'Okay, well, then, if he doesn't want to do the job, you figure it out.' Great! That's how it was in the beginning," Hogan said (h/t Cageside Seats) while describing an instance where Orndorff refused to "put over" Hogan with a loss.

"Piper wouldn't do a job. Orndorff wouldn't do a job. The reason 'Macho Man' Randy Savage was a champion so many times, he'd do business," he added. "If I said, 'Brother, I need to beat you,' he would be there. And then here's the belt, I'm gonna go do a couple of movies, here's the belt, go make a bunch of money. When I come back, I knew he'd drop the belt back to me...Yeah, but you know, Vince didn't trust Piper or other guys who wouldn't do a job

 

[Legal]

This has to be a bit that he's in on at this point. Because I refuse to believe that any one person can have this comical of a lack of self awareness naturally.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

This dude is a straight up delusional scumbag

 

[King Kai]

"If I said, 'Brother, I need to beat you,' he would be there."

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Not familiar with Orndorf but he’s not exactly lying about Piper. Its just fukking rich coming from him lol

Couldnt even stay down for the 3 when he had to put Warrior over

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Ayo why does that fake Bret quote sound real as hell

Unfortunately r/squaredcircle's gone dark so you can't find em atm but here was a user there named BretHartBuriesThis who did fake Bret Hart quotes that were scarily accurate. There's another user named KevNashShootsOnThis who does the same for Nash and it's just as good.

 

[Riley Escobar]

Unfortunately r/squaredcircle's gone dark so you can't find em atm but here was a user there named BretHartBuriesThis who did fake Bret Hart quotes that were scarily accurate. There's another user named KevNashShootsOnThis who does the same for Nash and it's just as good.

@Scott_Steiner and @Kevin_Nash are the real GOATs

 

[julesocean]

Bret about to get out his crayons and drop some ether on this orange fukk

 

[The Rainmaker]

As we all know, some types of dogs and Hulk Hoegan can perceive death with their noses.

 

[prophecypro]

Haven’t heard him on Joe Rogan yet though I see it’s up

But that’s gonna be like watching Jokic go through Javale McGee in the post with all the cap and no pushback

 

[Bruce Wayne]

There is a Nashtales thread and its a classic

I need that

 

[Grifter]

 

[Riley Escobar]

It's actually crazy that at that point Kurt was basically two and half years into his professional wrestling career and the funniest part of that clip is Hulk referring to him as green

Nobody picked up the business quicker

 

[StackBundles]

I just saw this on IG