*decided to post all this shyt here since this thread is the Naruto Thread and I don't want to spoil for those in the anime thread.
Oh, if I'm all over the place, then I'm sorry. I don't feel like writing every single thing I witness in the anime, just the interesting parts or the parts that matter.
Alright, I have nearly caught up on Naruto. Shippuden, I'm almost there!
So...When Sasuke left the Village, Sakura was there, and I was like "Here we go...
" and sure enough, Sakura poured her heart out to him, even went as far as to say she would turn her back on the village if it meant being with him. At that point, my respect for her dropped back to 0.
Like bytch....
You're REALLY going to turn yo back on your own village...for some Uchiha D?!?!?!
And even if he did say you could come, what would you have done anyway??? You have no physical skills bytch!
So, I'ma just skip all this extra shyt to where the hidden leaf squad rolled out to find Sasuke.
When Choji and Neji beat them asses, I was like
But When I realized they were about to die I was
"Y'all fought well...even though I couldn't stand yo bytch ass Neji, but you got my respeck!"
(I ain't gonna lie though, I felt for Choji man. Kids are little shyts tbh but he got my respeck too)
But I was still sad as fukk tho. So y'all know with the remaining 3 (Naruto, Shikimaru, and Kiba) this shyt wasn't gonna be no motherfukking game.
So, when I learned Orochimaru be catching bodies to live longer I was like "Damn....
creep factor shot up to 100..."
So my emotions was like (in this order too):
when those 4 (I'm throwing Rock Lee in there because he saved Naruto in time) And boooooy when he drunk that Saki though I was
But when them shyts wore off of Rock Lee and Shikamaru and Kiba was staring death in the face, I went from
to
to
But when the sand squad came thru, I was like
Edit: Oh! And can we talk about that fire ass opening to season 5 tho??? and those smooth as transitions as this season progresses??!?! even though they're small changes...shyt, the opening has to be my favorite one out of all the seasons to Naruto Part 1.