This was one of the more boring, unbearable theater experiences this year, and that's my 30th movie in theaters.
The movie kind of came alive in the battle scenes, in the scenes that looked like 90's throwbacks with some digital enhancements. The scenes on the war ships. The Toulon battle was sick. The Egypt moment. The Russia battle. Waterloo. All felt like Scott in his element, having fun, throwback to The Patriot, Braveheart, The Last of the Mohicans and his own Black Hawk Down, Gladiator, The Last Duel. Unfortunately, those are all much better movies.
Phonenix's performance was interesting, in a sense, but the script I thought was soggy and flat. The movie was wildly uneven. The battle scenes were like a reprieve from the tedium of his domestic life. Every time I heard the "Dear Josephine" part I was like fukk, here we go again. Kirby wasn't bad, but with scenes like that, how could she do well? The movie isn't sexy enough for all the sexuality. The movie isn't violence enough for all the death. The fertility part was horrible. Why would anyone think to write the script, centering the movie around their domestic issues?
I had more fun drinking my coke and eating popcorn that I did watching this, and it's very very technically accomplished, even well acted. It's badly put together, I am skeptical that I would enjoy a 4 hour cut, because so much of the movie at 160 minutes was borderline unwatchable.
A 100 min movie that showed just one battle, and his exile, would have been pretty dope. But, this movie didn't evoke much from me, and took way too long and way too much of my time.