My wife has been telling me about her day for 45 minutes.

[kj614]

Almost without breathing.. what's the longest y'all survived your girl talking?

 

[Trav]

Tell her stop 'emotional dumping' and come back and report

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Almost without breathing.. what's the longest y'all survived your girl talking?

BRUH...I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID..."THAT'S CRAZY"

 

[UnQuantized]

sorry to here that breh

 

[Cuban Pete]

At least shes talking about some real shyt that happened, I had my ex bytch talk to me about Nibiru being visible in the sky and that being the sign that all melanated people were gonna be taken up into the clouds and red haired cannibal giants in the American plains for a fukking hour it seemed like, aint enough weed in the world bytch stfu

 

[kj614]

BRUH...I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID..."THAT'S CRAZY"

She will say "I know right" and keep rambling she is still going.

 

[Saint1]

I'm sorry Breh I ain't hatin' I'm relatin'.

 

[kj614]

At least shes talking about some real shyt that happened, I had my ex bytch talk to me about Nibiru being visible in the sky and that being the sign that all melanated people were gonna be taken up into the clouds and red haired cannibal giants in the American plains for a fukking hour it seemed like, aint enough weed in the world bytch stfu

I would be willing to shut that down.. but I asked how her day went so I can't shut it down

 

[Elim Garak]

I would have blanked the fukk out. I used to date a girl like that who would go on and on and I would blank out like Biggie writing a verse in his head lol.

 

[Gritsngravy]

At least shes talking about some real shyt that happened, I had my ex bytch talk to me about Nibiru being visible in the sky and that being the sign that all melanated people were gonna be taken up into the clouds and red haired cannibal giants in the American plains for a fukking hour it seemed like, aint enough weed in the world bytch stfu

So you think it’s bullshyt, really haven’t looked into nibiru and I never heard of the red head cannibal shyt

 

[kj614]

I know how many years two people at her job have been there.. IDGAF

 

[Rollie Forbes]

BRUH...I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID..."THAT'S CRAZY"

"That's crazy"
"Stop playing"
"She did?"
&
"I know that's right".
There's your cheat code, Breh.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

She will say "I know right" and keep rambling she is still going.

I BE SWEATING BULLETS AS SOON AS I SEE HER PAUSE THE TV AND WE MAKE EYE CONTACT FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.

HER: "BAE, GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK?"
ME:

 

[kj614]

She had a drink so maybe that's it.. she keeps on saying "look" and making me stare at her while she tells me shyt I can hear her say

 

[MasterThought]

Don't take that for granted bruh.

There's always another man lurking in the shadows somewhere ready and willing to be her ear to talk to when her man isnt