My recent encounters with MLM pyramid scams: WAKEUPNOW, VISALUS, 5LINX and LIMU

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Not really a pyramid scheme but anyone dealt with those Indian fake irs callers? I never seem to answer when they call but I'm liable to fukk with them when I do. Ima act like they calling from ins and not irs.

Scammer: hello sir, I'm calling from the irs.

Me: ins? What you mean? I was born here.

Scammer: no sir the irs.

Me: but I don't understand. Could I be one of those bad hombres that Trump was talking about? :lupe:



Had some guy call me last week about my "computer" :mjpls:
I had this too
 

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Not really a pyramid scheme but anyone dealt with those Indian fake irs callers? I never seem to answer when they call but I'm liable to fukk with them when I do. Ima act like they calling from ins and not irs.

Scammer: hello sir, I'm calling from the irs.

Me: ins? What you mean? I was born here.

Scammer: no sir the irs.

Me: but I don't understand. Could I be one of those bad hombres that Trump was talking about? :lupe:



Had some guy call me last week about my "computer" :mjpls:

I was just reading a Reddit thread and people were fukkin with the scammers.

My pops, a VET in the technology game (damn near 40 yrs), almost got scammed by an Indian dude named "Maxwell" calling about fixing his printer. He said breh had the right specs and everything lmaoo
 

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I was just reading a Reddit thread and people were fukkin with the scammers.

My pops, a VET in the technology game (damn near 40 yrs), almost got scammed by an Indian dude named "Maxwell" calling about fixing his printer. He said breh had the right specs and everything lmaoo
Yeah they got some funny YouTube videos of people pretending to play along.
 

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Haitians call it susu too. Yes, That's not a ponzi. Everybody that contributes supposed to get paid eventually. It relies heavily on the honor system.

lol of course it's a ponzi scheme...did you not see what happened in Haiti when the co-ops failed? even the police were out there trying to beat the shyt out of the co-op managers...:mjlol:
 

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So about a month back I get a follow request on Instagram from a random local female. I thinking ok maybe she knows me from somewhere or saw my username and decided to follow. I follow back and see that she's into forex trading. Now I've had an interest in that and have done some research but haven't dived too deep or invested any money. So I hit her up and ask her about it. She says to hit her up on messenger since it'll be easier. I hit her up and she sends me a link to watch two videos. This was back on the 19th. That's how much I've been procrastinating and holding back on this forex thing. Today I decide to check out the videos and it's for something called IML. I skimmed thru it and saw some packages for sale for like $200. I'm sitting here like, this bytch just tried recruiting me to a damn pyramid scheme. :damn:

I promptly deleted the conversation. :francis:
Man you should have seen 2016. The forex community was on IML dikk which was an MLM. Then it flopped. And the funny thing is you have these forex "gurus" who are 19-26 years old who just learned forex trading like a year ago. These nikkas are all over facebook. None of them know how to trade.
 
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Man you should have seen 2016. The forex community was on IMO dikk which was an MLM. Then it flopped. And the funny thing is you have these forex "gurus" who are 19-26 years old who just learned forex trading like a year ago. These nikkas are all over facebook. None of them know how to trade.

:mjlol:

The funniest thing is that they say "become a financial professional with me"

How?

You aren't going to certify me with anything
You aren't educated yourself
You aren't a professional at anything
The training "costs" $150-200 a month

So I can be a "financial professional" by paying someone 7 years younger than me who is driving an older model BMW than my benz... here take my money :krs: :mjlol:
 

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:mjlol:

The funniest thing is that they say "become a financial professional with me"

How?

You aren't going to certify me with anything
You aren't educated yourself
You aren't a professional at anything
The training "costs" $150-200 a month

So I can be a "financial professional" by paying someone 7 years younger than me who is driving an older model BMW than my benz... here take my money :krs: :mjlol:
Then when you say that they call you a hater or being negative. And put those "Wolf of Wall Street," sucess motivation memes. :mjlol: Meanwhile these bozos can't pay they own rent.
 

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My own aunt and her friends schemed my mom (her sister), my sister, my uncle (her brother) and 4 of their 1st cousins out of damn near 15 stacks with that Susu shyt a couple months ago:wow:

shyt tore apart my family:wow: fukk whoever created pyramid schemes
wtf...how did it get to that amount??!
 

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wtf...how did it get to that amount??!
No one expected their own family to scam them like that so they threw money into it

It wasn't even just my family, it was my aunts friends and their families and friends too and some Guyanese bytch and her husband ran off with all the bread:wow:
 

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No one expected their own family to scam them like that so they threw money into it

It wasn't even just my family, it was my aunts friends and their families and friends too and some Guyanese bytch and her husband ran off with all the bread:wow:
:ohhh:
 

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Not really a pyramid scheme but anyone dealt with those Indian fake irs callers? I never seem to answer when they call but I'm liable to fukk with them when I do. Ima act like they calling from ins and not irs.

Scammer: hello sir, I'm calling from the irs.

Me: ins? What you mean? I was born here.

Scammer: no sir the irs.

Me: but I don't understand. Could I be one of those bad hombres that Trump was talking about? :lupe:



Had some guy call me last week about my "computer" :mjpls:

those idiots always have thick Indian accents with generic american names like Bob Smith
 
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