My mother and I only have one bar of soap in the house

[matthew2777]

nikka use a wash cloth

never have


ive used that sponge thing posted a couple times

i prolly use that twice a year to scrub all the hard stuff off......rest of the time i just rub soap on my body...to me its good enough...dirt accumulates on my arms and feet/ankles tho ..and balls

 

[Emperor Sol]

This shock posting needs to stop.

Go away.

 

[matthew2777]

This shock posting needs to stop.

Go away.

its all true ..thats the best part

..it wouldnt be fun to me otherwise...cracks me up to post these things.

best comedy is true comedy

my mom really was cussing me out for leaving hair on the soap..she called me a pig breh

 

[Nick Barnes]

she prolly rubs the bar on her a$$hole breh.

 

[matthew2777]

she prolly rubs the bar on her a$$hole breh.

i dont use it to wash my face tho

 

[Tyuhnjko]

Who let him back in here?!

 

[SoulController]

and what if u have a family? ..like u wud really have more than 2 soaps

and theres only 1 tray thing for soap...so tubs are meant for only 1 soap thruout history..

usually dont feed trolls but

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

This is one of the most disgusting threads I've ever seen x 100

 

[matthew2777]

This is one of the most disgusting threads I've ever seen x 100

yea im kinda ashamed of myself now that i wrote it out

i never thought about it til i read about u guys saying u dont use 1 soap

but anyways ima tell my mom about that body wash...we gonna upgrade brehs

im still gonna use her sponge thing tho

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

yea im kinda ashamed of myself now that i wrote it out

i never thought about it til i read about u guys saying u dont use 1 soap

but anyways ima tell my mom about that body wash...we gonna upgrade brehs

im still gonna use her sponge thing tho

Break your soap in half so she gets one half and you get one half and get yourself a loofah. Come on man. You've got to do better.

 

[matthew2777]

Break your soap in half so she gets one half and you get one half come on man. You've got to do better.

if she dont have a prob why shud i?

i get my standards from her breh

i hardly take a shower any ways..only every 3 or 4 days

 

[labelplant]

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

if she dont have a prob why shud i?

i get my standards from her breh

i hardly take a shower any ways..only every 3 or 4 days

 

[matthew2777]

cmon breh...i still feel clean on day 2 ..after that tho im just disgusted with myself


specially cuz i jack off twice a day and my ass gets sweaty when i do that..cuz i leave on my boxers...and i wear those boxers for 4 days too...i always smell them before i put them in the bin



twice a year i spray my chair wit antibacteria tho..hmm prolly once

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

@ thread title alone......

I havent laughed this hard in a while...i will fukkin leave the crib to BUY soap before i share bar soap with my MOM...wtf breh...your moms slides that soap between her ass crack and her stank box, and you rub your face with it first, dude your face smells like your moms punani