My mama biscuits were a myth

[Paradise]

I just made pasta Pasta Aglio e Olio

Sounds Delicious!

 

[Raava]

Sounds Delicious!

you are the nicest person on the Coli.

 

[Paradise]

you are the nicest person on the Coli.

I don't know about that... but thank you ma'am!

 

[BmoreGorilla]

you are the nicest person on the Coli.

She is

 

[muse]

i knew what this was before i opened the thread. i remember seeing that ep a few years back and noticing them shyt was just rolls with raisins on top

it goes with the narrative that your mom/grandma can be a shytty cook, cook basic as food, and you love it cuz its all you know

 

[Mac Brown]

Yeah... I keep telling these men if you get a woman that don't wanna cook that broad is probably lazy all the way around.

I don't mind cooking... it's good stick to your ribs type food. The way my mama and grandma taught me to cook.

You wouldn't believe the young ladies that can't even make a hard boiled egg.

I weep for this generation coming up. All you can do is tell your friends she is fine, educated, and can fukk... but that is all she can do.

I'M GETTING YOU PREGNANT IF YOU EVER COME TO HOUSTON!

We'll have some beautiful, well fed babies.

 

[Paradise]

I'M GETTING YOU PREGNANT IF YOU EVER COME TO HOUSTON!

We'll have some beautiful, well fed babies.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Dirty soda in the biscuits
Spend a day to get my blown
Future would be proud

 

[Vice Queen]

I need my own kitchen.

 

[Raava]

I don't know about that... but thank you ma'am!

She is

 

[Software]

It is very simple.

It's nothing but
- 1/2 cup of sprite
- 1/2 cup of buttermilk
- 3 cups of bisquick
- 1/2 cup or one stick of butter

You mix the sprite and the buttermilk together and add it to the bisquick. Mix all of that together.

Melt the butter and pour in the bottom of your baking dish.

Roll the dough and and cut into squares and put into the baking dish with the butter in the bottom.

Bake for 20 mins on 425 degrees. Enjoy...

What kind of debauchery is this? Never be in my life would i be caught caught consuming such a distasteful blend utilizing the culinary arts

 

[Art Barr]

It doesn't need to go that far...LOL.

They just need to put their hard ass brownies or cookies in a air tight container with a piece of white bread to make them softer.

Wow, really


Art Barr

 

[Paradise]

Wow, really


Art Barr

Yep... it really works too!

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

They were dinner rolls



Can't believe I just noticed this after all these years. Thought it was a fluke so I did more research



They just glued some raisins on some dinner rolls


I'm low key upset

maybe the secret ingredients were inside

 

[Music Fiend]

@Paradise Road try the sprite cake! Only sprite and cake mix, nothing else!! When I tell you its gonna be the moistest cake you've ever tasted, i'm not lying.

My grandmas signature cake. Crept bump the Sprite. 7up Cake