My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed

[str8up]

times must be hard when u gotta nut in a jar

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

are yall fukkin retarded, a fukking jar?

nut in a napkin and throw the bytch away, why is this so hard? or just nut in the fukking toilet and flush

i hate standing up when nutting

lying on your back >>>>

 

[Jesus]

Zip lock bag inside a sock in between two mattress es sea filled with a bunch of lotion

 

[Meadow]

Tugging life

 

[feelosofer]

My soul is leaving my body right now.

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

At the turn this thread took.
nikkas talking about busting into a jar like its common knowledge

When I started it was all fair game; socks, old shirts, dirty clothes etc.

Then I graduated to my current method; paper towel, flush it down the toilet and KIM

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Yo @Hijo de luna had them bomb ass science projects every year though

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

All rational thinking goes out the door when busting a nut

This is true but why do we gain that supreme sense of clarity after busting one. Like, solving world hunger clarity.

 

[Zero]

At the time I didn't know what else to do with it

If you've jizzed in a jar, I know you've pissed in a bottle


dirty nikka

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

I reckon you must beat this demonic activity out of your future son if you want to save 'em. I had to whoop the tar out of bob-eh when I caught him last week, tuggin' on his pecker to some Bailey Jay person, and had to set him straight, I tell you H'what.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

If you've jizzed in a jar, I know you've pissed in a bottle


dirty nikka

No joke, I was lightweight drunk on I-72 in Illinois late one night, on my way home. I had to piss and I had an empty 1 liter dr pepper bottle. I got off on an exit and was in some rural area and pulled into someone's driveway.

I pissed in the bottle and filled it up, but i still had to piss. I rolled the window down, poured the piss out, and filled it halfway before I was done.

 

[Cynic]

I had a jar. momdukes found it but she didn't know what it was

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y'all nutting straight in the toilets and trashcans?

what planet am i on

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[Wacky D]

i never understood the concept of a nut-rag.

toilet paper is more practical and leaves no trail. you just flush that chit.

 

[EffedUp]

Holy shyt, I'm about to be late for work cause of y'all nikkas man!

 

[calixprynce]

I had a jar. momdukes found it but she didn't know what it was

nikka makin jizzSploosh on some Holes type shyt smh