My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed

[Silkk]

word?

aiight then

I aint say collect them

 

[FappleMeOff]

word?

aiight then

At least we know that you drink a good amount of water

 

[Renkz]

word?

aiight then

Breh you're too dehydrated and why is there a fork next to the bottles

 

[The Burger King]

So I'm the only one here who just nutted in their underwear and just kept it moving?

 

[Jhoon]

i never understood the concept of a nut-rag.

toilet paper is more practical and leaves no trail. you just flush that chit.

I was wacking off so much i became paranoid i was leaving evidence. I would just go down to the basement and use the sink next to the washing machine. Til this day, i still have an obsession with pretending to do laundry.

 

[notPsychosiz]

I don't get it
I mean I want to think the obvious (semen) but what the hell is that (semen) doing turning a sock yellow
Get checked out son

Dried semen and dried breastmilk turn yellow.
Dried blood turns orange, then brown.

I assume its from oxidation but never bothered looking it up.

If you freeze milk then unthaw it it will also turn yellow... so IDK

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Dried semen and dried breastmilk turn yellow.
Dried blood turns orange, then brown.

I assume its from oxidation but never bothered looking it up.

If you freeze milk then unthaw it it will also turn yellow... so IDK

just stop

 

[notPsychosiz]

At least we know that you drink a good amount of water

Nah... he's drinking a good amount of soda.
Drink water and your pee looks like water... not apple juice.

 

[General Mills]

So I'm the only one here who just nutted in their underwear and just kept it moving?

Hold up. You just walk around with dried up nut nougat in your draws?

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

word?

aiight then

the fork fam...

 

[Zero]

I aint say collect them

You'd be surprised at what these filthy nikkas go through

 

[Larry Lobster]

What yall nikkas know about jacking off while being high

 

[FappleMeOff]

Nah... he's drinking a good amount of soda.
Drink water and your pee looks like water... not apple juice.

shyt, you right. Somebody drinking water then lol

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Use paper products, preferably those that can be flushed. After you g eery the jizz up, then you use a towel to clean up the lube (Vas is the only way to lube IMO).

For some reason I didn't figure this out until my mid 20s, but in retrospect it seems clear.

 

[FappleMeOff]

What yall nikkas know about jacking off while being high

First time smoking a blunt I got paranoid as fukk and was just lying in bed. Later on I got the urge and started but fell asleep 3 mins in

Was GOAT from what I can remember tho