My homie brought his new lady over for couples' game night and she sh1t in our toilet

[Quest]

That thimble part, killed me. I messed up my comment about 3 times.

 

[T-K-G]

been livin with my girl for 6 months and somehow we've both managed to keep the illusion that neither of us shyt or fart


we both on our hidden mist village stealth shyt

 

[John Hull]

*Insert Triple H discust gif*

 

[Paper Boi]

he gotta be uninvited til he gets another one.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

if she left skid marks on the bowl she dont respect you...

Or her damn self. If I gotta blow up somebody else's bathroom, I'm getting rid of all evidence like my fukkin name was Nixon. Smell, skid marks, the whole shebang.

 

[CookisaCac]

Did she royal flush? If not, thats mad disrespect.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

When bytches with stank p*ssy blow up the bathroom, in there queefing up a storm while shytting, and that stank come out

This is exactly why they say female restrooms are dirtier than male restrooms by default......women can fukking STANK

The women that work for housekeeping at the plant be bent when they gotta clean the women's bathroom

 

[Sucka T.]

and said "I wanna be the thimble"

 

[dennis roadman]

been livin with my girl for 6 months and somehow we've both managed to keep the illusion that neither of us shyt or fart


we both on our hidden mist village stealth shyt

Liberate yourself

I give my wife nightmares when I fart under covers

 

[beenz]

My wife's auntie pulled that shyt here on xmas eve. And to make it worse she didn't use the bathroom on the first floor, she went and used our master bathroom upstairs. Then I couldn't find our plunger cuz we just moved here in December so I had to hit up Walgreens early on xmas day to get a plunger. Luckily, they had one left in stock for me to buy.

 

[StickStickly]

I would've done the same. Then came out the bathroom like, "I would suggest you call a plumber"

She shoulda added a "do not go in there for about 25, 35 minutes wooooooo" and then hit them up for some more chili beans

 

[T-K-G]

Liberate yourself

I give my wife nightmares when I fart under covers

I cant even control It my body has zero urge to do those things unless im alone majority of the time

 

[Gunshi]

next time have dem scented candles burning in dat bytch, i dont know bout yall but to me air freshener amplifies the scent of shyt and most times makes it smell worst.

 

[Arianne Martell]

can't front story made my dikk hard.

 

[Black]

I fukk with scat play.