My girl wants to be a stand up comic and it’s lowkey killing our relationship

[Easy-E]

I get supporting your spouse but my god she isn’t funny, she has a whole bit about her cat looking like a loaf of bread

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

That show traumatized me.

You know you ain't shıt right?

i didn't mean rape her... i just meant go give her moral support lol.
maybe help write some material. fun fact, your favorite comedian has a team of writers!

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I’m just venting, she texted me today about an open mic and I really really don’t wanna go.

I get supporting your spouse but my god she isn’t funny, she has a whole bit about her cat looking like a loaf of bread

She’ll sit and make people watch her IG reels of her stand up when we go out with people and I just cringe at the sympathy laughs. She’s great in every other aspect but goddamn I know how chicks feel supporting their bfs rap careers

You gotta let her work on her craft

A lot of these comedians ain’t that funny at first…. But they gotta get on a stage, work their material, get their timing and punchlines right.

Tweak they material….

Nicca you probably with the next Ms Pat and you don’t even know

 

[Starman]

She’ll sit and make people watch her IG reels of her stand up

 

[jdubnyce]

 

[jadillac]

I’m just venting, she texted me today about an open mic and I really really don’t wanna go.

I get supporting your spouse but my god she isn’t funny, she has a whole bit about her cat looking like a loaf of bread

She’ll sit and make people watch her IG reels of her stand up when we go out with people and I just cringe at the sympathy laughs. She’s great in every other aspect but goddamn I know how chicks feel supporting their bfs rap careers

Man, go support her. If she's excited about it, let her do it.

Open mic is fun. She might bomb, she might not.

I'm going to do qn open mic soon myself. As long as she is still working and being a good person, support her.

If she bombs she'll learn on her own

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Some of ya thought I was gonna come in here to the jokes….

But my ladies @Coco Loco @Ashley Banks @Pseudonym @Milk N Cookies know I’m an ally to woman and woman empowerment so I ain’t about to shyt on another woman trynna live her dream and reach her goals.

Woman have it tough in this world and have to do so much.

Also not for nothing they deserve equal pay as men too!!!

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Hoe

 

[Capitol]

Be a real man, drive her to the event, and heckle her breh

 

[Ironman]

This sounds like a sitcom episode this can’t be real

This legit some Curb your enthusiasm shyt

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Is she just starting? I heard from a lot of comedians that you don't get good after like 10 years or something

But if she really stinks, maybe help her with constructive criticism. That always works

Or ghostwrite her shyt. If she gets way more laughs off your material maybe it'll click.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

This legit some Curb your enthusiasm shyt

OP lowkey proved he's funnier just from the first post maybe he should be on that stage

 

[YoungSimpson]

Dog you gonna have to help her write some shyt.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Cat jokes

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I get supporting your spouse but my god she isn’t funny, she has a whole bit about her cat looking like a loaf of bread

sounds hilarious to me