My girl wants to be a stand up comic and it’s lowkey killing our relationship

[CrushedGroove]

I hope she Bill Burr you while she on stage. Just dive in like she strapped up, some Diddy but not much

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

i'd just be at the bar. shyt not complicated

take a shot for every bad joke until you pass out maybe she'll start getting the point when you are a raging alcoholic

 

[Peter Popoff]

OP, you ever thought about just hitting her with the backup laugh soundtrack?



You don't e'en gotta laugh, just hit the play button and let it rock...Especially when you out and about other nıggas gotta hear that corny shıt.

If she feel offended, just tell her, no disrespect of course....

 

[RageKage]

You're kind of damned either way, stay together she is going to use your relationship and details for material, if u break up, definitely going to be using u for material

 

[ThirdAct]

Go to her show and heckle her

 

[T-K-G]

I’m just venting, she texted me today about an open mic and I really really don’t wanna go.

I get supporting your spouse but my god she isn’t funny, she has a whole bit about her cat looking like a loaf of bread

She’ll sit and make people watch her IG reels of her stand up when we go out with people and I just cringe at the sympathy laughs. She’s great in every other aspect but goddamn I know how chicks feel supporting their bfs rap careers

Dating people who have aspirations of an attention seeking job are hard AF to deal with dated this wannabe actress chick and shyt was the same way, never again

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Maybe you can be a decent mate and actually like....help her out? Lol

I know its a drastic suggestion

Have you seen baby reindeer?

 

[god shamgod]

This sounds like a sitcom episode this can’t be real

 

[CobaltBlue]

She already provided the funniest thread title I’ve seen in a minute

 

[Peter Popoff]

Also OP, I see you're pass the grieving stages of laughing your way into some pụssy and into the post nut clarity of "this bıtch really ain't funny ".

I'm sorry dawg.

 

[Bless't]

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

I mean, you got a couple of years of this max if she really ain’t funny. Most stand ups don’t start out super funny, and if she doesn’t improve in a year or two, she should have the self awareness to know that ain’t her calling. Encourage her to join improv or move to the background and join a comedy writing team that writes shyt for other people.

 

[Mowgli]

I’m just venting, she texted me today about an open mic and I really really don’t wanna go.

I get supporting your spouse but my god she isn’t funny, she has a whole bit about her cat looking like a loaf of bread

She’ll sit and make people watch her IG reels of her stand up when we go out with people and I just cringe at the sympathy laughs. She’s great in every other aspect but goddamn I know how chicks feel supporting their bfs rap careers

She has a job right ?
I mean you tell her when the shyt aint funny right or u fake laughin cuz you need to get laid.

 

[PatCake]

The hardest thing to do is telling your loved one that they are not good at something.

Just try to support her. If she's not that great she'll realize it eventually.

It's your job to be there and supporting her during her failures and success.

 

[Peter Popoff]

Maybe you can be a decent mate and actually like....help her out? Lol

I know its a drastic suggestion

Have you seen baby reindeer?

That show traumatized me.

You know you ain't shıt right?