My bytch broke my tv :youngsabo:

[Return of the Jedi]

Are you drunk?

 

[MeachTheMonster]

 

[Family Lives Matter]

You really here posting about your cheating wife breaking your shyt?

Your a bigger retard than judgejoe

 

[Methodical]

That's what happens when you buy your wife a nut stained mattress...

 

[Just like bruddas]

I would be mad too if you bought another used mattress when its fukking memory foam mattresses on Amazon for cheap.

 

[the_FUTURE]

This whole thread

 

[TripleAgent]

Maybe he's getting one of those 5K Dell monitors like @Ciggavelli

 

[Legal]

Good to know this is still hilarious.

 

[PS5 Pro]

If I was a girl and this story was posted, how many of my haters would be acting like a crisis manager or captain save a hoe-ass-biiiiiitch. But since I'm a black man I'll take the e-ridicule from you white e-black posters. I'm sohh disappointed in you guys....

Aren't you married

Why are you calling your wife a bytch

And why is she body slamming some random dude

No

Call your queen a bytch, brehs...

Spoiler

So what did you end up naming it?

She should've broke your Xbox one

Her favorite game is Witcher 3 which is better on Xbox, but I fully understand how you would assume that girls would rather play Sony games since Sony dudes are like lil bytches

Are you drunk?

I know you was drunk in love during the track meet Michael story

 

[FeloniousMonk]

If you aint called ya wife bytch, one time in life.

You really aint love her.

 

[GoldenGlove]

So my bytch is a lil tipsy..started getting a little mouthy. I tell her bytchass to stroll

Eventually she makes it upstairs and this bytch does a grab and slam to my homey

I can't even see guys face so I'm thinking he's alright, but when I pick him up I see the black eye, I see the lines, I see no picture

So my beautiful mind then goes...

Spoiler

Dude, you're getting a Dell

I think you no what kinda Dell I'm thinking of

 

[Tommy Fits]

Well you can finally move up from that Coby 720p

 

[PS5 Pro]

Well you can finally move up from that Coby 720p

You mean I had to downgrade to a 720p solution until I cop that Dell

I do have a 1080p PlayStation 3dtv but not really pressed to use it. I'll just wait for that good Dell..

Looky here bruh... I'm a level headed dude. I like to moisturize my sexy like any Himalayan playa would So when I seen her Rick Steiner bulldog the tv my initial thought was "gcvdfm#&?@**" and then literally one second later in my mind I'm like "dude....your getting a Dell"

I calmly unplugged the tv, threw it in its original box, walked outside and put it in the trash. She was apologizing shortly afterwards, and she owes me. I own her now. If I say she gotta jump she won't even ask how high because I train my bytches

my theme music will explain...

 

[Rekkapryde]

That's what happens when you buy your wife a nut stained mattress...

 

[Rekkapryde]

Her favorite game is Witcher 3 which is better on Xbox,

You got a regular Xbox one though so your Witcher 3 is the version