Mulder and Scully Never Solve Anything in X-Files

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Yea he is. Although I haven't got to that part yet :lupe:

Google says it gets confirmed in season 8

Cancer man definitely smashed while Mulder's "step" dad was alive :damn:







So I never truly understood the point of that storyline.

I watched it when I was really young, so maybe there was just a lot I didn't understand.

But what did the cancer man being his real father have to do with anything?
 

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I miss when he was known as Cancer Man
 

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This isn't true. They solved well over half of the cases. Enough to fill up a bunch of X-files and close them. Now gathering proof, getting arrests, and prosecution are different issues. But they solved plenty.
They solved the regular side cases but they never solved the real shyt, The who abducted Mulder’s sister shyt and the Cancer man stuff with the aliens. Whenever they got close to getting the real answers Cancer man would curve them
 

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Fox Mulder, writing an affidavit in support of a criminal compliant against _______ for murder of a US citizen in national park; interstate stalking, conspiracy to commit murder, murder on federally protected lands, of a US citizen, lying to a federal agent

I am a special agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and have been so since 1990., I have worked cases of bank robbery, drug trafficking, vampires, sea mobsters, UFO sightings, kidnappings, shape shifters and terrorism, I have been trained at Quantico, as a special agent, and field agent, and have been on the X Files task force for approx 5 years:

On or about Apirl 27th 1997, Glen Hansen did engage in lycathapocy (the study of werewolf aka shape shifting) in order to murder DR, on the grounds of the Yosemite National Park. __Hansen on April 26th began the process of shifting into a man beast, for which he believed gave him special powers. For the purpose of the conspiracy ___Hansen___ did leave his home in Scottsdale Arizona, and cross state lines to drive into Yosemite National Park, bringing with him camping supplies, (1 sleeping bag, one cooler of assorted clothes, and one tent, one air mattress, and a portable shower). On or about April 26th 1997, Hansen did knowingly and willingly tranisiton into a werewolf and stalk DR, whose family was vacationing at the Half Dome rest stop. _Hansen's____ travel is confirmed by one ticket from Yosemite national park, video surveillance from a gas station located in Fresno, 234 8th Ave, CA, 98766.

__Hansen___ did stalk DR in the early morning hours of April 27th, before attacking that night, dismembering the victim using his bare hands and teeth. ___Hansen_ did attempt to cover his crime, by fleeing the scene, burning his clothes, and leaving the adjacent camp ground on April 28 1997.

When interviewed on July 13th 1997, Hansen did knowingly and willingly obstruct justice, by lying to federal agents during the course of the interview


ok lol I can't do any more

I'm pretty proud of this satire actually lol, I forgot about writing this
 

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Yea he is. Although I haven't got to that part yet :lupe:

Google says it gets confirmed in season 8

Cancer man definitely smashed while Mulder's "step" dad was alive :damn:

So I never truly understood the point of that storyline.

I watched it when I was really young, so maybe there was just a lot I didn't understand.

But what did the cancer man being his real father have to do with anything?

They completely ruined the show by turning it into a mini-soap opera with all these stupid familial plots. I haven’t even finished the last season. The reveal at the end of the first ep had me :hhh:
 

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I'm at a episode where they FINALLY are about to prove something. They have the little psychic boy, and the alien virus...

This is their chance to prove and validate @Foxmulders work on the xfiles...
Let's see how it ends :unimpressed:
 
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