Movies Getting Ruined by Forced Romantic Subplots Unappreciation
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There's a GIGANTIC ass monster rolling around New York The military is having problems even stopping it. Skyscrapers are cut in two and the thing THROWS THE fukkING HEAD OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY LIKE IT WAS A BASEBALL, and and and and, some sort of mutant fleas that are 6 feet tall who treat humans like delicious tic tacs are ALL over New York. You telling me you would really go back and climb a building that's literally cut in half to save your EX girlfriend?
No p*ssy in the world is that delectable.
I remember seeing this is the theaters and people were actually saying, "Is he really going back? Seriously?" Not on some, "Oh my, what a courageous and loving man", but on some "This stupid fukk is actually going back".
Yup. Never seen a love angle be forced in so hard. I gave zero fukks about her and I hoped that the Destroyer incinerated her ass so she wouldn't be in the fukking sequel.
This is how I felt while watching Thor:
Natalie Portman: "I....I think I love you..."
Thor: "Cool! Well alright!.....So...about my Hammer so I can get the fukk out of here, you can lead me to it, right?"
And if you're going to have a love interested in Thor, make it fukking Lady Sif. At least with her you have a fukking warrior still fighting. Natalie Portman's character just made me want to go take a shyt.
Now, it's not that I don't like love or hate women like some of you not-understanding-the-topic-at-hand nignogs say, it's just that I hate when it's in a movie for the sole purpose of attracting women (which shows that studios think women are a bunch of one dimensional emotional sponges...not a good look), and it bogs down or makes the movie laughable. Especially in action driven movies:
Did Transformers need a love interest? Hell, did it even need humans?
Iron Man 1 was better because the tension between Pepper and Tony was kept at that, tension.
Spider-Man. All of them.
That's why I liked Avengers. The only love interest in that was Hulk's love to smash shyt up.
Pretty much agree with everything you said EXCEPT Spiderman...
Spiderman 1 & 2 (even though they replace Gwen Stacy with Mary Jane as Peter's first love) the love story was necessary. It really worked well in Spiderman 2 I think. They completely fukked it up in SP3 but 1 & 2 the love story was piff
kingest_kong
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SuburbanPimp
Giving game to lames since the 90s
I agree, and when I saw this the first movie I thought about was Hancock. They ruined what could have been a really dope movie
Malik
Superstar
There's a GIGANTIC ass monster rolling around New York The military is having problems even stopping it. Skyscrapers are cut in two and the thing THROWS THE fukkING HEAD OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY LIKE IT WAS A BASEBALL, and and and and, some sort of mutant fleas that are 6 feet tall who treat humans like delicious tic tacs are ALL over New York. You telling me you would really go back and climb a building that's literally cut in half to save your EX girlfriend?
No p*ssy in the world is that delectable.
I remember seeing this is the theaters and people were actually saying, "Is he really going back? Seriously?" Not on some, "Oh my, what a courageous and loving man", but on some "This stupid fukk is actually going back".
Yup. Never seen a love angle be forced in so hard. I gave zero fukks about her and I hoped that the Destroyer incinerated her ass so she wouldn't be in the fukking sequel.
This is how I felt while watching Thor:
Natalie Portman: "I....I think I love you..."
Thor: "Cool! Well alright!.....So...about my Hammer so I can get the fukk out of here, you can lead me to it, right?"
And if you're going to have a love interested in Thor, make it fukking Lady Sif. At least with her you have a fukking warrior still fighting. Natalie Portman's character just made me want to go take a shyt.
Now, it's not that I don't like love or hate women like some of you not-understanding-the-topic-at-hand nignogs say, it's just that I hate when it's in a movie for the sole purpose of attracting women (which shows that studios think women are a bunch of one dimensional emotional sponges...not a good look), and it bogs down or makes the movie laughable. Especially in action driven movies:
Did Transformers need a love interest? Hell, did it even need humans?
Iron Man 1 was better because the tension between Pepper and Tony was kept at that, tension.
Spider-Man. All of them.
That's why I liked Avengers. The only love interest in that was Hulk's love to smash shyt up.
You just gonna have to throw me into the simp category then
Can't remeber the name of it. But the movie with Zoe Saldana as an Assasin comes to mind first.
It started of great. Beatiful lead character some action, some suspense. Then somewhere along the line it turned into a romantic drama
and I forgot the bytch was even an Assasin. I turned that shyt off and never went back to finish it.
It started of great. Beatiful lead character some action, some suspense. Then somewhere along the line it turned into a romantic drama
and I forgot the bytch was even an Assasin. I turned that shyt off and never went back to finish it.
SuikodenII
Where's Suikoden VI??????
Dark Knight Rises.........
Can't remeber the name of it. But the movie with Zoe Saldana as an Assasin comes to mind first.
It started of great. Beatiful lead character some action, some suspense. Then somewhere along the line it turned into a romantic drama
You talkin about Columbiana? Damn I don't even remember there being a love story in that flick...
Oh wait yes...NOW i do....
Completely un-fukking necessary... Your right
Mic-Nificent
I didn't eat nobody
Batman is a character that shouldn't have all these romantic sub plots (unless it involves catwoman).
Still aint got over what they did to my dude Bane
I don't know about that. Everything he did revolved around her.
this is why i get down when i try to write. i have less than zero interes in the love aspects of movies. i cant even name 5 movies that dont have some form of love story and it pisses me off, b/c most of my ideas have nothing to do with it. you don't have one, it will be the first note you get
The worst was miami vice. Farrell and that asian with the awful accent haf no chemistry whatsoever and completely ruined that movie
Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
that's some powerful simping right there. what makes it even more
is the fact that she was still 
if she really loved him.There's a GIGANTIC ass monster rolling around New York The military is having problems even stopping it. Skyscrapers are cut in two and the thing THROWS THE fukkING HEAD OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY LIKE IT WAS A BASEBALL, and and and and, some sort of mutant fleas that are 6 feet tall who treat humans like delicious tic tacs are ALL over New York. You telling me you would really go back and climb a building that's literally cut in half to save your EX girlfriend?
No p*ssy in the world is that delectable.
i think if it was my wife i'd maybe go look for her but i would have immediately
when i saw the leaning towers. the only way i'm climbing that shyt is if my daughter and her newborn child was in there other than it....i'm 
and catching the next ride out there.
