Movie Cliches you are Tired of Seeing

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One of the funniest reviews is Roger Eberts of Armageddon.. Rips it for all it's cliches, but this part was :russ:

There are several Red Digital Readout scenes, in which bombs tick down to zero. Do bomb designers do that for the convenience of interested onlookers who happen to be standing next to a bomb? There's even a retread of the classic scene where they're trying to disconnect the timer, and they have to decide whether to cut the red wire or the blue wire. The movie has forgotten that *this is not a terrorist bomb,* but a standard-issue U.S. military bomb, being defused by a military guy who is on board specifically because he knows about this bomb. A guy like that, the first thing he should know is, red or blue?

Armageddon Movie Review & Film Summary (1998) | Roger Ebert
 

TLR Is Mental Poison

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A weirdo, nerd, or geek do the most to :cape:a good looking chick that's out of his level and treats him like garbage, and at the same time ignores the chick that's also on the same level of him that appreciates him for who he is.
Is that the movies, or the average TLR poster's life? :leon:
 

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man do i hate when a bad guy just go full retard

1. the whole movie the bad guy kills like its 2nd nature. but when they get the good guy cornered they either have a 5 min speech or hold the hero captive. Just kill the motherfukker:damn:

2. the super powerful bad guy that can't do what he did the entire movie prior. bad dudes be having a history of never missing a shot, but as soon as they run into the hero the bad buy accuracy looks like a jaguars qb:heh:
 

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Somebody calls and tells them to turn on the news and when they turn on the TV it's always on the right channel.

Dude has a woman over for dinner and at some point he has a small towel draped over his shoulder and beckons her to taste the sauce he's making

Knocking someone out with a gun butt to the back of the head. Gotta imagine it's not that easy

People referring to zombies as "those...things out there". Apparently there are no zombie movies in the movie universe
 
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