Most awkward nut you've ever had?
- Thread starter Xerokh
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I was with a girl and things were going pretty good... she suggested we head to my room and "cuddle" 
So I go ahead and do what any sensible man would do... turn on a movie and she's already stripping down
I'm getting hype as shyt... so I slip under the covers and she lays on my chest
I'm ready to commence. I'm rockin a full on stiffy so I do the old 1 2 3 method
1. You start the back rub *while looking for a ticklish spot*
2. Continue on that ticklish spot until she starts to wrestle with me
3. start feeling her up and well we all know how it goes from there
Ayo... this bytch laid her head down and fell asleep... like shyt i couldn't even do step 1...
So I just went to sleep... and I guess my mind was like "Yo fukk dat you gonna get some booty one way or another"
So that night I had the greatest sexual experience i've ever had... nutted all over that hoe
... and then i woke up...
I look down under my sheets and my kids were spread all over arm that she had around me while she was sleeping
So I go ahead and do what any sensible man would do... turn on a movie and she's already stripping down
I'm getting hype as shyt... so I slip under the covers and she lays on my chest
I'm ready to commence. I'm rockin a full on stiffy so I do the old 1 2 3 method 1. You start the back rub *while looking for a ticklish spot*
2. Continue on that ticklish spot until she starts to wrestle with me
3. start feeling her up and well we all know how it goes from there
Ayo... this bytch laid her head down and fell asleep... like shyt i couldn't even do step 1...
So I just went to sleep... and I guess my mind was like "Yo fukk dat you gonna get some booty one way or another"
So that night I had the greatest sexual experience i've ever had... nutted all over that hoe
... and then i woke up... I look down under my sheets and my kids were spread all over arm that she had around me while she was sleeping
I was with a girl and things were going pretty good... she suggested we head to my room and "cuddle"
So I go ahead and do what any sensible man would do... turn on a movie and she's already stripping down
I'm getting hype as shyt... so I slip under the covers and she lays on my chest
1. You start the back rub *while looking for a ticklish spot*
2. Continue on that ticklish spot until she starts to wrestle with me
3. start feeling her up and well we all know how it goes from there
Ayo... this bytch laid her head down and fell asleep... like shyt i couldn't even do step 1...
So I just went to sleep... and I guess my mind was like "Yo fukk dat you gonna get some booty one way or another"
So that night I had the greatest sexual experience i've ever had... nutted all over that hoe
I look down under my sheets and my kids were spread all over arm that she had around me while she was sleeping
Ahahah a what she do/ say?
and 47 others
Pro
Implying she exists
She never woke up... I cleaned her arm off, changed my shorts and went back to sleep
Non Sequitur
Creep.
Is she...is she deadShe never woke up... I cleaned her arm off, changed my shorts and went back to sleep
as a young buck before i had my own bedroom i slept on the top bunk and my sis was below me.
i was stroking my monkey and rocking the bed and making noise.
my sis said "what are you doing?"
i told her to shut up and proceeded to bust that awkward nut.
i was stroking my monkey and rocking the bed and making noise.
my sis said "what are you doing?"
i told her to shut up and proceeded to bust that awkward nut.
So you saying... you both sniffed... your... nut...
Ronald McDonald
Even in the darkest nights, I'm a MAC for life
swimmingpools
strawberry bubblegum
Shes one hell of a sleeper.Is she...is she dead
I love the way I smell and taste whatever. ..lol
Oh and one more...I was flying to Orlando last year and was super horny in the airport. ..I became so aroused my panties became moist and I went to change them...then realized I had creamed myself. ..I snapped a pic lol...