Moments where you realize that you watch too much wrestling

[StarClout]

When I quote the Raven, Nevermore when I see stupid shyt or someone blindly defending something

 

[KingBeez]

Whenever I catch some fukk shyt going on, I hit the people’s eyebrow

I did it so often as a child, it’s second nature to me. I’ve seen more than one picture of myself with the people’s eyebrow without even meaning to do it

 

[Crashwd5]

When i started to spit water in the shower like triple h

 

[Canada Goose]

Was watching the news and they announced Prince Harry and Megan Markle wedding date as May 19th, I laughed cause it immediately reminded me of Kane :Philhaha:

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

During any movie where someone gets put through a table. JR voice pops into my head and yells out THROUGH THE TABLE.

Or if a wrestling move is brought out during an action movie. Like the german suplex in Deadpool

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

I remember getting on the ladder at work to get something for a customer. I had the sudden urge to jump off that bytch with the flying leg drop, but I had to get it together. I can't even pass ladders without doing this:

Thiiiis...
I swear everytime I climb a ladder at work shyt even the lil side ladder joints on my lil cousins bunk beds I have the urge to Jeff Hardy pose and swanton off that bytch...
Also when im drunk or beat someone at a video game I do the Randy Orton pose often...
Ive caught myself Bouncing like Brock a couple times before fights...
Last but not least Ive had sudden urges when im on long driveways or paths to hit the Cena salute and sprint down that bytch...
Imma wildboy...

 

[areohbee824]

I did the DX suck it crotch chop to a lifeguard off the diving board at a swimming pool back in the day

 

[El Cocodrilo]

same here, i use "heel turn" regarding all type of real life shyt

for example last year Time Warned pulled a heel turn on me when they changed to Spectrum and tried to increase my rate

i turn heel on females a lot when i stop answering they texts

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

I've noticed that I've been saying "god damn, pal" and "pronouns, pal" a lot at work

 

[MenacingMonk]

The usual wrestling lingo.

 

[Da Thrilla]

Whenever I hear a timer or a buzzer go off, I mumble in Gorilla Monsoon's voice..."There goes the buzzer...AH YES! IT'S RIC FLAIR!!!"

 

[El Guapo]

During the late 90s/early 2000s, wherever I went I looked up at balconies and railings and thought "I think I could do a swanton bomb from there "

When I'm walking through a crowd, I'll walk through it like Scott Hall did his entrance

 

[The Rainmaker]

@The Rainmaker will get this, I've used Hugo Savinovich's "Por poquiiiiiito" multiple times with friends and it actually works, goes to show how mainstream was for a while.

Word, I still use it

 

[richaveli83]

When people go from being cool or whatever to being a jerk I'll use heel turn.

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

When people go from being cool or whatever to being a jerk I'll use heel turn.

Specially the first time I watched the fast furious trailer.

Them: What's a heel?

Me: Never mind....

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