Moments where you realize that you watch too much wrestling

[Cartier Murphy]

When I first started climbing ladders in my younger days, I always had the irrational fear that someone, somewhere would come up to it and push it over

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Was watching the Babadook with this chick the other night. She told me that she had a nightmare about it.....


Meanwhile I had a dream about it wrestling Kevin Nash and getting Jackknife Powerbombed

DREAM ABOUT A MAN CALLED "BIG SEXY" BREHS!

 

[Onigumo]

Yeah I use way too much wrestling lingo in my everyday vocabulary too, especially "no-sell" and "jobber"

Facts! Me and my nikkas always getting on people that's "overselling".

 

[threattonature]

For me it's after a shower when I throw on a robe, I can't help but do the Flair strut.

 

[Hey_zeus]

I call people good workers all the time when i feel like they getting over in some way(financially, romantically, etc).
I use sell alot too but i get tired of explaining it lol.

 

[ALTRUISM]

Whenever a character on a show or movie changes sides, I usually say they've turned face or heel.

I also use terms like no-sell as well.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

When I first started climbing ladders in my younger days, I always had the irrational fear that someone, somewhere would come up to it and push it over

lmao, my manager's a wrestling fan too and whenever a maintenance guy comes to do work and needs a ladder, we joke about setting up a table and tipping the lader over

 

[2CT]

I've explained to multiple people what a heel turn is after using the term in a non-wrestling context

same here, i use "heel turn" regarding all type of real life shyt

for example last year Time Warned pulled a heel turn on me when they changed to Spectrum and tried to increase my rate

i turn heel on females a lot when i stop answering they texts

 

[Rosecrans]

I call people good workers all the time when i feel like they getting over in some way(financially, romantically, etc).
I use sell alot too but i get tired of explaining it lol.

thats a wrestling term right there. fukkin gettin over in other aspects of life.

We had a meeting once at work and i laid into some of the staff and a colleague said 'u were on a roll' and without thinkin i replied that i was going for that monster heel heat he didnt get it at all and without explaining i walked away with this look on my face....:cokeboy21:

 

[8WON6]

anytime you have something belt-ish and you throw it over your shoulder. you be dead-ass like:

 

[DaylitoJames]

Every now and then when I see something fukked up happen... or if I see a chick with nice titty meats i say "By Gawd! Boomer Sooner!"

 

[reigun]

I've taught some of the kids at the school I sub for to greet me with a Too Sweet.

I'm not nearly as ashamed as I should be. I'm supposed to be a role model and I'm teaching these kids to be marks.

 

[Jmare007]

@The Rainmaker will get this, I've used Hugo Savinovich's "Por poquiiiiiito" multiple times with friends and it actually works, goes to show how mainstream was for a while.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

you ever thought about hitting someone on the train with the boma ye brehs?

 

[El Cocodrilo]

When I started calling women looking directly at the camera in porn "breaking kayfabe"

some people think pornstars shoot enjoy the sex but its all a work, brother!