"Moments in your life that inspired you to do the BIRDMAN PALM RUB"

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when i give a bytch my number, and get a text like "hey this is such and such"

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Whenever I popped a loud G that echoed across the stadium (trumpet)...

When my son was born...

When Forte gets a 100yd game, that update next week on madden gon be...

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Long story short. In my office we had a snitchin ass white boy that used to talk shyt and act like he was everyones boss. We were up for the same job and he thought because he had a MBA and i just had a Bachelors (from a HBCU) that him getting the job was a surefire thing. Little did he know that the manager doing the hiring had already told me i had the job BEFORE the interview. He started telling ppl in our dept. "well i wont be in this position here much longer.." Real cocky white boy shyt. Well needless to say, my HBCU educated black ass got the job. I was then HIS boss. The first day i walked into my new office i was like:

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And he wasn't around much longer...he quit one week after i got out of Supe training. He lucky cuz i was about to throw him in the bushes. :birdman:


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man this thread got me :russ:
 
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@The HONORABLE SKJ, i saw this thread when it was made...phenomenal..had to circle back



New position opens downtown in my company...
..i put my name in the hat
..."we just assumed it was yours, Edward :myman:"
*moves downtown Seattle*
*gets promoted again*
*has best book of business by a huge margin in the state*

*former coworker and i cross paths*

*she is impressed with my progress :shaq:*

*we go to happy hour*

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:aicmon: That's Exactly what it means.

so getting a bytch to text you=sexual intercourse

the 6 times ive given bytches my number ive only had 2 i never heard from

and whenever i put my number in bytch phone personally like "hey lemme see ur phone" my response rate is 3/3 100%

so overall when giving my number out my response rate is 67% which is decent imo.
 
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