"Moments in your life that inspired you to do the BIRDMAN PALM RUB"

[MegaTronBomb!]

Long story short. In my office we had a snitchin ass white boy that used to talk shyt and act like he was everyones boss. We were up for the same job and he thought because he had a MBA and i just had a Bachelors (from a HBCU) that him getting the job was a surefire thing. Little did he know that the manager doing the hiring had already told me i had the job BEFORE the interview. He started telling ppl in our dept. "well i wont be in this position here much longer.." Real cocky white boy shyt. Well needless to say, my HBCU educated black ass got the job. I was then HIS boss. The first day i walked into my new office i was like:

And he wasn't around much longer...he quit one week after i got out of Supe training. He lucky cuz i was about to throw him in the bushes.

you know when he went home that day, he said ****** in his car quite a few times....with his windows rolled up.

i can't stand them people who act like they running shyt, when they got the same job title as you... like that's shyt gives them a better chance at moving up.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Last summer when i was working one summer job and this bad bytch i was

working with asked me to finger her inside our supervisor's office

 

[DallasTxRep]

fukk off faggit. I thought he meant Residency as becoming a resident of the US.

 

[keond]

you know when he went home that day, he said ****** in his car quite a few times....with his windows rolled up.

i can't stand them people who act like they running shyt, when they got the same job title as you... like that's shyt gives them a better chance at moving up.

White entitlement. When i first got there i didnt get proper intros and dude was ordering so many ppl i thought he was in charge of something. I even took a few orders when i was new. Once i found out we had the same title and he tried to ask me to do something :

 

[Orange cream shake]

I dunno why but when I got my first promotion with raise I did. I also did the jim jones ballin

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Making Carribean Jerk Chicken with grilled squash and zucchini
for the first time ever on my Foreman Grill

Had the right marinade and seasonings

 

[Malik]

Transfer scholarship covered tuition, I'd have to pay for room and board

4.00 GPA from previous school, GPA requirement was 3.25

Admissions office said not everyone who is eligible necessarily receives the award

CC'd the Dean, the Provost and about 10 other high ranking members of the school

The Provost contacted me the following Monday with my award

 

[Atlrocafella]

Was informed by my manager back in April that I'd be getting the out-performance award with a $1500 bonus.. Definitely my moment to do the birdman hand rub.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Was informed by my manager back in April that I'd be getting the out-performance award with a $1500 bonus.. Definitely my moment to do the birdman hand rub.

You still dodging Jacksonville, Fla?

 

[Atlrocafella]

You still dodging Jacksonville, Fla?

I'm still trying to dodge it. Got a preliminary interview with the Jacksonville office on Thursday, I'm hoping someone else calls me before than.

 

[O.Red]

Woke uo to breakfast this morning.

That gif

 

[BedRoomI'z]

I'm still trying to dodge it. Got a preliminary interview with the Jacksonville office on Thursday, I'm hoping someone else calls me before than.

Hope so too, because you was real adamant about not
relocating there

 

[Theabbot]

Hope so too, because you was real adamant about not
relocating there

Jax is mos def a downgrade from ATL Breh. I see it every day.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

When I wake up Friday morning to see my paycheck direct deposited in my account.

Sent from a Super Samsung Galaxy 3 via Master Roshi's Island.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Jax is mos def a downgrade from ATL Breh. I see it every day.

don't remind me.