I used to do that shyt when the rubber broke
"Moments in your life that inspired you to do the BIRDMAN PALM RUB"
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MegaTronBomb!
Power is in my hair nikka
Back in College, i went to this "working adults" bullshyt ass college for a semester before i applied.....By mistake i put them down on my application as a former school i had been to.
Freshman year goes past and i'm thinking shyt is sweet, then they hit me with the "
@MegaTronBomb! if you cannot produce the transcript from your previous school, you won't be able to enroll for the fall semester"
A nikka flat broke
after paying the $1,200 for the transcript and working all summer so i could go back to school in the fall.... get down to financial aid with like $700 to my name, to set up a payment plan cause i know i'm gonna have to work the entire year to pay tuition.... found out the 10k loan i applied for during the summer went thru, and i was all set for the year...almost had a ******ish outburst round all them white folks.
walked out that bytch like
when that refund check came
Freshman year goes past and i'm thinking shyt is sweet, then they hit me with the "
@MegaTronBomb! if you cannot produce the transcript from your previous school, you won't be able to enroll for the fall semester"A nikka flat broke
after paying the $1,200 for the transcript and working all summer so i could go back to school in the fall.... get down to financial aid with like $700 to my name, to set up a payment plan cause i know i'm gonna have to work the entire year to pay tuition.... found out the 10k loan i applied for during the summer went thru, and i was all set for the year...almost had a ******ish outburst round all them white folks.walked out that bytch like
when that refund check came
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61 Corpses
The Breh
Smelling a pawgs booty :birdmanhandrub:
Getting a footjob :birdmanhandrub:
Getting a free lap dance at the strip club :birdmanhandrub:
Getting offers of pusy from a married white co-worker and then turning her down cause that hoe is trifling :birdmanhandrub:
Buy one Get one free cigarettes :birdmanhandrub:
When that nice looking mixed girl down the street turned 18 :blessed2: :blessed2: :blessed2:
Getting a footjob :birdmanhandrub:
Getting a free lap dance at the strip club :birdmanhandrub:
Getting offers of pusy from a married white co-worker and then turning her down cause that hoe is trifling :birdmanhandrub:
Buy one Get one free cigarettes :birdmanhandrub:
When that nice looking mixed girl down the street turned 18 :blessed2: :blessed2: :blessed2:
R.O. Double
Holdin My Balls Since 83
Woke uo to breakfast this morning.
61 Corpses
The Breh
There was this model type girl i knew she was super mixed, just how i like em
Went to an event with some friends from school and saw her there, we got to talking and she was like "my homegirls and I are going back to my girl's wanna come?" I fell through and realized that I was the only dude there besides one other girls boyfriend. The drank got cracked open and the tree was sparked and every one was feeling good. The aforementioned model chick hit me with the "I love the way you dress its so gentlemanly" I was likeso she gettin Z'd and i'm chillin, so she invites me back to the bedroom like "help me find my coat."
Still to this day she had the sexiest moans i have ever heard in my life.
my G 
- 'Looked at myself in the mirror wearing my cap and gown gettin' ready for high school graduation (class of '10 
) . I had my honor cords for academic excellence (Next year it's college )
- When I got a paid internship this summer in my field of study.
- Had my first broad-Me-broad threesome 2 years ago. First I was like
and then it went to 
, then 
and then it finally ended like . Not as easy as it looked trying to spread dat attention around. Kinda overrated, but still 
-When I my life savings finally hit the $15,000 mark a few months (
I'm a young n!gga, and I know it ain't baller to some, but it feels like the beginning. Worked hard to save dis bread 
)
) . I had my honor cords for academic excellence (Next year it's college )- When I got a paid internship this summer in my field of study.
- Had my first broad-Me-broad threesome 2 years ago. First I was like
and then it went to , then and then it finally ended like . Not as easy as it looked trying to spread dat attention around. Kinda overrated, but still -When I my life savings finally hit the $15,000 mark a few months (
I'm a young n!gga, and I know it ain't baller to some, but it feels like the beginning. Worked hard to save dis bread )
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
I did the Birdman rubbin hands together the other day at the Seafood spot. They finally brought this out to the table:
Back in College, i went to this "working adults" bullshyt ass college for a semester before i applied.....By mistake i put them down on my application as a former school i had been to.
Freshman year goes past and i'm thinking shyt is sweet, then they hit me with the "
A nikka flat broke
walked out that bytch like
when that refund check came
Im in a similar process right now just struggling to find a cosigner with the same exact 10 K ....
how the hell you got someone to be your cosigner in this economy
Im jealous 
to answer the thread question
when I graduated High School in June 2010 and kept flashing by college ring like a championship ring
seeing the big stack of crabs and other seafood when I went to an all you can eat buffet with family on mothers day
the food was so
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yo..what was your ALIAS on SOHH???
I had no alias I was reincar / emperor_reincar
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Long story short. In my office we had a snitchin ass white boy that used to talk shyt and act like he was everyones boss. We were up for the same job and he thought because he had a MBA and i just had a Bachelors (from a HBCU) that him getting the job was a surefire thing. Little did he know that the manager doing the hiring had already told me i had the job BEFORE the interview. He started telling ppl in our dept. "well i wont be in this position here much longer.." Real cocky white boy shyt. Well needless to say, my HBCU educated black ass got the job. I was then HIS boss. The first day i walked into my new office i was like:
And he wasn't around much longer...he quit one week after i got out of Supe training. He lucky cuz i was about to throw him in the bushes.
And he wasn't around much longer...he quit one week after i got out of Supe training. He lucky cuz i was about to throw him in the bushes.
MegaTronBomb!
Power is in my hair nikka
Im in a similar process right now just struggling to find a cosigner with the same exact 10 K ....
how the hell you got someone to be your cosigner in this economy
to answer the thread question
when I graduated High School in June 2010 and kept flashing by college ring like a championship ring
seeing the big stack of crabs and other seafood when I went to an all you can eat buffet with family on mothers day
the food was so
This was in 2008, literally weeks before the housing market officially collapsed, and the economy went to shyt.... in retrospect i should be