Mike Epps calls Kevin Hart a c00n

[The Devil's Advocate]

I’ve tried to watch a few Mike Epps stand ups and

I can just go down to the gas station in the hood to hear “nikka you ole...lookin ass!!” Or “you ever been passing a blunt and...” type jokes....nothing special there imo

But he’s a Grade A hater, when he was starring in movies with Cube I don’t remember anybody hating on him

And I didn’t hear about any gates or house nikkas when it was time to do 18 cube movies with the white man overseeing it

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Kevin is a moron trying to call others out over tiffany haddish beef that didnt even involve him. And the fact Kevin lied talking about Katt wasn't successful because of drug use when the reality is 90% of hollywood is on cocaine, its insulting.

But those two supposedly squashed the beef at the Emmies. Tiffany is a clown taking pics with him then turning around and dissing him with Kevin. Kevin literally just finished fukking a bytch while his wife was in labour. Who is he to moralize on and on?

I bet Torri Hart was SICK listening to that midget rant.

I said the same things in the breakfast club thread, shyt was


But also...


let's not forget...



KEV WAS MAD THAT KATT SAID TIFFANY WASN'T FUNNY BUT HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CALLED HER OUT FOR BEING HOMELESS AND WASHING HER ASS IN SINKS

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

It’s not hate you’re just too stupid to get the point or you’re deliberately deflecting. The system is what katt and now mike have called out. Debating over whether Kevin is funny, talking about his work ethic, or how many other black comedians he has put on are nothing but deflections.

Mike said what many of us have said but the sad reality is that we’re infested with c00ns and people who are stupid and easily manipulated. It’s easy for Kevin and the kind of c00ns that he represents to play the “hater” deflection because people don’t have the intelligence to think for themselves. Kevin isn’t a boss because he’s completely controlled by the machine. The machine will empower him because he’s not going to buck it, and he will even go further the length by acting as guard-dog protector of it. Kevin could’ve easily just clowned cat on some comedian shyt, but he purposely chose to go the corporate route because this is political. This has been a corporate clap back to katt by the machine in an attempt to do damage control because initially he had a lot of support for his comments and that had to scare some people.

This entire point is correct if you say it

But Katt and Epps begging and pleading to get in this industry and the same position. Mad that their team of comedians are going nowhere. While blaming kevin for not choosing them over his own friends and fam, they also ain’t doing shyt for their people either.

But they’d love a 250 million dollar blockbuster with the whitest white man in Hollywood. They’d love a worldwide tour. They’d love 40 million from Netflix. They’d love to produce 70 shows with upcoming black comics like Epps.

Is it oochie or one mic? And that was kevin’s point. Ok you don’t like me. You don’t like the system. Shut the fukk up and do something instead of crying. Imagine if MLK just logged into his computer and sent angry tweets instead of marching

Y’all paid right? Own everything, arena tours right? Y’all funny right?

Where the fukk is your movies and success at that leads you to putting out black movies? Cube can do it with Friday and coogler with the bart joint. But y’all nikkas can’t do nothing right?

Sounds like they’ve already quit on the mission and are now writing out their surrender speeches. “Well we can’t do nothing y’all and can’t get no movies or make any or be big like kevin and white men hate us. So instead of clicking up, pooling resources and succeeding ourselves like Tyler Perry. Let’s become bitter bytches on a daily basis until kevin replies 6 years later”

bytch shyt. As if Eddie, Pryor, Rick, Martin didn’t all hold the gate at some point and let their peoples up in there. That didn’t mean everybody else cried and quit trying. BUILD
YOUR OWN shyt AND SHUT THE fukk UP

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

The way nikkas cape for Kevin Hart is weird

I respect his grind and I respect him putting people on but breh is a puppet for liberal hollywood. It is what it is

The only beef I have with Kev is that he tries to hard to be a moral authority on shyt and act like he's this ambassador for black people. Alot of stuff he does, including his comedy, is just forced and manufactured. When he first came out he wasn't that funny, he got hot and was the funniest nikka out, and now he's not funny anymore. He's kinda like Chris Tucker and Eddie Murphy except less talented and not as threatening to white hollywood. He's their token guy just like The Rock and he's not gonna fukk his bag up for y'all nikkas so I don't get why y'all cape for him so much. Like I said I respect him as a buinessman but other than that he's corny.

Weird?

A black man is getting rich

A black man is putting on more black people

Those black people are rich, starring in movies, tv and comedy shows

A black man has a black production company

A black man is producing black tv shows, a black network, black movies and black writers

And now the black people he put on, are putting on more black comedians themselves as haddish is making 6 black female comics into their own stand ups






And this is weird we siding with him and not two hating ass nikkas who would star in the next movie if he asked?

These nikkas ain’t boycotting shyt. Running they mouth and depositing the white mans check JUST THE SAME. nikka said I own all my stand up then simultaneously said Netflix bought his standup for 2.4 and that wasn’t the only one

Mike talking gatekeepers like ice cube ain’t one of the leading black gatekeepers and his man and he still ain’t working




Y’all sound fukking weird. What the fukk more y’all want a nikka to do for the black community? But this is the same Coli that told me if I gave 1 billion dollars to black causes, I wouldn’t be pro black if I fukked a white girl before

Get y’all priorities together

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

No point in Mike Epps hating on Kev. If Kev has to act a certain way to get movie roles and Epps refuses to act that way, why hate?

You ain't gonna do what he does, so there is no point in worrying about it. Kev said "fukk it, I'm getting paid." He values the $$$ and did what he had to. Mike feels Kev lacks integrity.

I dare anyone to go watch paper
Soldiers. Kevin’s first movie.

He acted the same damn way from jump cause that’s how he acts in real life. Has anyone ever heard a personal or former friend of kevin’s actually say anything negative? Or any black person of importance besides these hating ass nikkas?

Never. Philly stand up. We don’t bend over for whitey but we will gladly take his money and spread it around to ourselves

 

[Gravity]

This entire point is correct if you say it

But Katt and Epps begging and pleading to get in this industry and the same position. Mad that their team of comedians are going nowhere. While blaming kevin for not choosing them over his own friends and fam, they also ain’t doing shyt for their people either.

But they’d love a 250 million dollar blockbuster with the whitest white man in Hollywood. They’d love a worldwide tour. They’d love 40 million from Netflix. They’d love to produce 70 shows with upcoming black comics like Epps.

Is it oochie or one mic? And that was kevin’s point. Ok you don’t like me. You don’t like the system. Shut the fukk up and do something instead of crying. Imagine if MLK just logged into his computer and sent angry tweets instead of marching

Y’all paid right? Own everything, arena tours right? Y’all funny right?

Where the fukk is your movies and success at that leads you to putting out black movies? Cube can do it with Friday and coogler with the bart joint. But y’all nikkas can’t do nothing right?

Sounds like they’ve already quit on the mission and are now writing out their surrender speeches. “Well we can’t do nothing y’all and can’t get no movies or make any or be big like kevin and white men hate us. So instead of clicking up, pooling resources and succeeding ourselves like Tyler Perry. Let’s become bitter bytches on a daily basis until kevin replies 6 years later”

bytch shyt. As if Eddie, Pryor, Rick, Martin didn’t all hold the gate at some point and let their peoples up in there. That didn’t mean everybody else cried and quit trying. BUILD
YOUR OWN shyt AND SHUT THE fukk UP

Again, you prove my point. This long ass misguided rant has absolutely nothing to do with anything that I said or the points that mike and katt made. Neither of those guys were complaining about not being in kevin's position or not being picked by kevin. You tried this "yea you're right but......" shyt when you clearly didn't even understand what i said. A lot of you are too stupid to even get it.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Again, you prove my point. This long ass misguided rant has absolutely nothing to do with anything that I said or the points that mike and katt made. Neither of those guys were complaining about not being in kevin's position or not being picked by kevin. You tried this "yea you're right but......" shyt when you clearly didn't even understand what i said. A lot of you are too stupid to even get it.

nikka read through the thread. They have been complaining for YEARS about everything I just said. It’s all quoted in here

Katt talking about Tiffany. Notice the comics he named that she went over, all happen to be under katt. Hmmmmmmm. He said those roles should be going to them. Hmmmmmm.

Sounds like “I wish my comics was where she was at. They should be. It’s only fair” shut the fukk up and out your money on them then Mr 2.4 million tickets. Why the white man and the c00n man gotta choose your people? He ain’t funny but you want his roles tho huh.

Mike Epps was asked directly about hart. All he had to do was say, oh yea he cool. That’s my man. I hope to work with him. Young black brother.

NOPE. Unprovoked, “oh he ain’t even funny. They gave him that. They control him. Look at this dress” nikka what kind of shyt is that? That’s some shyt you do to your enemy. Kevin didn’t tell them to write those lists. He didn’t shyt on anyone or say he was better. Why is mike downing a fellow black comedian cause what white people say? Look deeper

eddie, Martin, rock, wayans, Fox etc etc etc etc all played women to our hysterical laughter and classic labels. Now it’s the sole reason Kev is c00ning and got his position? No it’s an excuse. You just mad. He too white so he ain’t funny. But haddish too ******ish too? But mike Epps sounds like my car mechanic but he real?



If you can’t see two bitter salty nikkas, we just disagree breh. Same nikkas hated Tyler Perry. nikka supplied an entire black powerhouse in Hollywood and nikkas don’t chose to ignore, they go out their way to completely and utterly shyt on another black man

Why would you do that to ANY colleague? Why would you do that to ANY black man? Let’s say they successfully tore kevin down and his company. Is that gonna lead to more or less representation in hollywood?


I have yet to see ONE person answer kevin’s question. If he’s doing the wrong things.....

1. What should be doing to change

2. What are your favorite comics doing for us


I’ll wait

 

[OG Talk]

fukk how he feel about kevin, when is mike epps going step up his game so we can stop talk about kevin?

This kinda proves Mike’s point.

He’s a former felon from the hood that’s a multi millionaire and sells out shows full of Black folks across the country.

But according to y’all he needs to “step his game up”


To what? And for whom?

 

[OG Talk]

Oh and I hate that crabs in a bucket analogy Black folks always use on each other.


It totally absolves those built the bucket and threw us all in there ( the real issue). I wish nikkas would stop repeating that dumb shyt.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

This kinda proves Mike’s point.

He’s a former felon from the hood that’s a multi millionaire and sells out shows full of Black folks across the country.

But according to y’all he needs to “step his game up”


To what? And for whom?

How about he step up to the point where he doesn’t mention another man every time we hear from him

Goddamn nikka. You a grown ass man doing all this, but only time we hear from you, is to hear about kevin hart

nikka told this story 6 years ago. It’s not some story you need to keep telling us every week.

A real successful and happy person, content in his position, wouldn’t be speaking on the next mans position and why he’s there and not you

Let’s flip it this way. If Epps got a check for 100 milly, a franchise movie series, and everyone was praising him as the best out.......... would he be crying about kevin hart who was the guy from Friday and ice cubes sidekick?

No. Cause then he’d be where he really wants to be. Then he’d be happy and not worried. This shyt burning his ass up lol

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

Weird?

A black man is getting rich

A black man is putting on more black people

Those black people are rich, starring in movies, tv and comedy shows

A black man has a black production company

A black man is producing black tv shows, a black network, black movies and black writers

And now the black people he put on, are putting on more black comedians themselves as haddish is making 6 black female comics into their own stand ups






And this is weird we siding with him and not two hating ass nikkas who would star in the next movie if he asked?

These nikkas ain’t boycotting shyt. Running they mouth and depositing the white mans check JUST THE SAME. nikka said I own all my stand up then simultaneously said Netflix bought his standup for 2.4 and that wasn’t the only one

Mike talking gatekeepers like ice cube ain’t one of the leading black gatekeepers and his man and he still ain’t working




Y’all sound fukking weird. What the fukk more y’all want a nikka to do for the black community? But this is the same Coli that told me if I gave 1 billion dollars to black causes, I wouldn’t be pro black if I fukked a white girl before

Get y’all priorities together

You woke up early in the morning to write all this and randomly throw in a line about fukking white bytches. Get your emotional ass on with all that. nikkas hate when people criticize other black people like them nikkas beyond reproach.

 

[Gravity]

nikka read through the thread. They have been complaining for YEARS about everything I just said. It’s all quoted in here

Katt talking about Tiffany. Notice the comics he named that she went over, all happen to be under katt. Hmmmmmmm. He said those roles should be going to them. Hmmmmmm.

Sounds like “I wish my comics was where she was at. They should be. It’s only fair” shut the fukk up and out your money on them then Mr 2.4 million tickets. Why the white man and the c00n man gotta choose your people? He ain’t funny but you want his roles tho huh.

Mike Epps was asked directly about hart. All he had to do was say, oh yea he cool. That’s my man. I hope to work with him. Young black brother.

NOPE. Unprovoked, “oh he ain’t even funny. They gave him that. They control him. Look at this dress” nikka what kind of shyt is that? That’s some shyt you do to your enemy. Kevin didn’t tell them to write those lists. He didn’t shyt on anyone or say he was better. Why is mike downing a fellow black comedian cause what white people say? Look deeper

eddie, Martin, rock, wayans, Fox etc etc etc etc all played women to our hysterical laughter and classic labels. Now it’s the sole reason Kev is c00ning and got his position? No it’s an excuse. You just mad. He too white so he ain’t funny. But haddish too ******ish too? But mike Epps sounds like my car mechanic but he real?



If you can’t see two bitter salty nikkas, we just disagree breh. Same nikkas hated Tyler Perry. nikka supplied an entire black powerhouse in Hollywood and nikkas don’t chose to ignore, they go out their way to completely and utterly shyt on another black man

Why would you do that to ANY colleague? Why would you do that to ANY black man? Let’s say they successfully tore kevin down and his company. Is that gonna lead to more or less representation in hollywood?


I have yet to see ONE person answer kevin’s question. If he’s doing the wrong things.....

1. What should be doing to change

2. What are your favorite comics doing for us


I’ll wait

Save your essays for somebody whos going to read them. Until you can address the point that hollywood handpicks which black entertainers they are going to support based on pushing an agenda then there's no point of continuing this exchange. Take this dumb shyt youre talking to someone else.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

You woke up early in the morning to write all this and randomly throw in a line about fukking white bytches. Get your emotional ass on with all that. nikkas hate when people criticize other black people like them nikkas beyond reproach.

Actually I have a job nikka. So I been up since 9pm

Don’t have any points so critique sleeping habits breh.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Save your essays for somebody whos going to read them. Until you can address the point that hollywood handpicks which black entertainers they are going to support based on pushing an agenda then there's no point of continuing this exchange. Take this dumb shyt youre talking to someone else.

Hollywood handpicks everybody. No shyt

They also picked katt and Epps which is how they got famous too correct? They picking them for these specials too right? They taking the white mans money right?

So what they doing for anybody black but themselves? Where’s their studio to write black content for blacks by blacks?

Was that short enough? nikkas know they ain’t making no sense nor points so you start talking dumb. Hey man look at the clock. Hey man look at all these words.

Nah focus on these fake ass nikkas hating on a black man helping black people while not doing shyt but making dirty ass kids they barely see and talking shyt

 

[23Barrettcity]

I know it became a big thing to hate on Dane... but 4real, 4real... i remember the 1st time hearing that muthafuka... had everyone fukking crying... he is 1 of my favs... he was an example of ppl hating on you when u blow up too fast... the older dudes that been grinding and doing shytty gigs be looking at u like you aint pay ur dues... and u catering to a new audience of comedy that they aint never seen... (I remember Patrice talking about the Dane situation)
that white boy was funny tho

Vicious circle is funny as fukk . All his stand ups are pretty funny . Him and Kev both do the storytelling style of jokes and that’s my favorite kind of comedy