Michael Douglas says his throat cancer was from performing oral sex

[TRUEST]

damn another reason to not eat a bytch out

this has always been common sense. there are just too many nasty sh1t that comes out of a woman's puzzy. and very few women take care of their puzzy as they should.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Where is that thread with dude downing cats for not eating the puss? You go head with that and end up talking like Darth Vader

But is a life without p*ssy on my face really a life worth living?

 

[p00rky]

My grandpa died from throat cancer

Sorry.

 

[DeuceZ]

this research will come in handy

 

[GoPro]

But is a life without p*ssy on my face really a life worth living?

Yes. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

them byatches always find away to make life miserable for us.....

 

[diggy]

benadryl and lemon fix that shyt right up

 

[Wildin]

But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

Wait, what?

I didn't get that either. So eating p*ssy causes and cures it?

Sent from a Super Samsung Galaxy 3 via Master Roshi's Island.

But is a life without p*ssy on my face really a life worth living?

It just means once you start doing it don't stop.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

benadryl and lemon fix that shyt right up

Nah nah, honey water breh

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

being celibate.>>>>>>>>>

im not about that life...

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[JasonSJackson]

 

[Roaden Polynice]

But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

Wait, what?

But Kumar expressed scepticism that Douglas's cancer was caused solely by HPV, and surprise at Douglas's assertion that cunnilingus could also help cure the condition. "Maybe he thinks that more exposure to the virus will boost his immune system. But medically, that just doesn't make sense."

Douglas putting in that muff diving overtime

 

[I SEEN THAT LIGHT]

Didn't Roger Ebert die of throat cancer?

 

[Versa]

Breh, how much of a a common thing is this? I did not know you could get cancer from eating p*ssy.