MenOfTheColi: (TMI) When You Poop, Do You Put Your...

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I don' know, it's a practice of relaxation, joy, and peace I find rewarding. To just sit and smoothly let loose in a public place, especially in the middle of a Chipotle in NYC, it's another level of self-acceptance.
Them white dudes at work don't be giving a fukk. They be in the stall sound like they kick starting dirt bikes and shyt. I be like :damn::huhldup::scust::mjlol:
 

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Reading this thread makes abstinence a cake walk!!! I shall refer to it every 3 months to strengthen my resolve, lol! :troll:
 

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OP looking at her mans' junk after he's done shytting like

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my dikk medium so it barely touches the water lmao

but yes it has to stay in the toilet regardless in case you gotta urinate too at some point during the process

you definitely a freak to be thinking about/asking this question :lolbron:
 

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lol

Can you answer the spoiler question please?

yes I usually take a shower after I shyt…we had a debate about this on another forum…a lot of nasty dudes out there…but the hours I eat means I might take one in the morning before I shower anyway and another one at night right before I shower to go to bed…once in a while I might take one during the day and I won’t necessarily shower right after
 

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If you're shytting correctly, then you shouldn't be sitting at all. You should be squatting over the toilet with your tail bone arched. This allows for the feces to naturally slide out. Also makes wiping cleaner since the shyt isn't sliding up against your inner butt walls. People need to learn how to shyt.
 
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