men who drive crappy cars

[Zero]

As the great Daz Dillincher said "I bought myself a bucket, that's right, a bucket, bytch. Who u fukkin? My car or my dikk?"

UGK answered this question though

 

[aXiom]

I just found out your a female why am I wasting my time with you

you can stand at the bus stop with your 2 b*stard kids and dirty flip flops and wait on some nikka with a 750 BMW to save you while I ride past in my hooptie

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[muse]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/13434993/

believe me, i didnt need to see any proof of hypocrisy on the coli. shyts a give in

notice not one post on taking a risk.
just an emotional outburst about what type of car a nikka drive.
oh, and don't try that deflection shyt.
like I got a huff ass car cause I am seeing this goldigger ass post.
only, bytches that can talk shyt about what a man drives.
are his business partner/mate who helped hi make mad amounts of profit to warrant that type of interaction from a female.
if you not helping him, to make a profit to get sumfin better.
Stfu...

Art Barr

gold diggers always talembout some shyt they never really produce any profit to get

now i aint saying im a gold digger

what has she done to deserve getting drove around in my or anyone elses car? if the bytch wants a nice car she should go out and get a high paying job and buy one herself. its 2015 we not simping or giving females anything just because they have a p*ssy

thats cuz your broke ass aint got shyt to give except tips on how to bum money off people

 

[The Mad Titan]

believe me, i didnt need to see any proof of hypocrisy on the coli. shyts a give in



now i aint saying im a gold digger



thats cuz your broke ass aint got shyt to give except tips on how to bum money off people

I was just trying shamelessly show off my whip

 

[Mac Brown]

why?



seriously, why?

im not even talking like this

or this

i'll take that over

or

anyday

but you know what, i'll take that crap above over a grown man driving a beat up sunfire.


why are you as a man driving a sunfire? or one of those girly looking grand ams?

crappy cars are not acceptable for any grown man unless you're a middle aged white male.



can any man justify a man driving these unacceptable cars? help me understand

Whats your reasoning behind it being acceptable for a middle aged white man?

 

[Stir Fry]

As long as it's not a FWD car I'm GTG

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Can you explain what Melvin was talking about when he brought up guns and butter

guns = assets and equality

butta = cars, clothes, jewelry and all that other bullshyt that don't mean shyt after you buy it.

 

[Zero]

actually, this thread reminds me of another song



Every time I pull up in my Protege
The sound of the engine scares the hoes away
No gas cause my pocket's too slim to ball
Systems all treble and the rims is small
So what I drive a piece of shyt car, I'm balling!
Girl give me the ass, I'm a star, I'm balling!
Even if the Zone drive a Nova, so what?
Talk shyt and I'ma run your ass over

 

[muse]

I was just trying shamelessly show off my whip

you aint shyt

Whats your reasoning behind it being acceptable for a middle aged white man?

probably because its who i mostly see driving shytty, rusty, car parts -partly detached- cars. the black male drivers i've seen took better care of their cars

 

[Art Barr]

believe me, i didnt need to see any proof of hypocrisy on the coli. shyts a give in



now i aint saying im a gold digger



thats cuz your broke ass aint got shyt to give except tips on how to bum money off people

only females who have no virtue worry about and publically talk about what type of car a man drives.
you have golddiggin engrained into your subconscious and don't eem know it.


Art Barr

 

[↓R↑LYB]

what if hypothetical man's only furniture in the house is a mattress, folding chairs and a big ass tv. on top of them driving a shytty car. safe to say they're a bum?
what is hypothetical man loves sneakers but lifestyle is as stated above,... bum? i need to wrap my mind around this

I gotta crappy car, gets me from point A to point B

Plus it's paid off

 

[Mané Swagincha]

I agree with OP, i mean how are you not riding around in something at least good looking and clean? Unless you're struggling (in which there's nothing with) or have other priorities, real men should like to ride around in nice looking vehicles

 

[muse]

I agree with OP, i mean how are you not riding around in something at least good looking and clean? Unless you're struggling (in which there's nothing with) or have other priorities, real men should like to ride around in nice looking vehicles

thank you!

im not saying every man should be in a bmw and range rover, but a car that "gets you from point a to point b" plus is not 3 different colors from rust and reconstructed parts, looks way better than what yall claim yall driving thats crappy cars

plus no man should be driving a sunfire

 

[Another Man]

I agree with OP, i mean how are you not riding around in something at least good looking and clean? Unless you're struggling (in which there's nothing with) or have other priorities, real men should like to ride around in nice looking vehicles

Co sign birdbrained feminine logic then try to speak on what real men should do brehs

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Can you explain what Melvin was talking about when he brought up guns and butter

Layman's terms - Don't funnel your money into things that don't hold or increase in their value like cars,clothes,jewelry.