Memorial Day weekend fukkery thread. What ya'll coli brehs and brehettes doing for the long weekend?

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:martin:... So my pops rented an airbnb for one of my nieces graduation, and my oldest niece— with her NO cooking ass bought up the store at Walmart. I’m like wtf are you making?! :mindblown: little did I know she planned to buy ALL the food for ALL the meals this weekend. And SHE'S gonna cook them with her NO COOKING ASS. Then some other bullshyt I don't wanna get into... long story short I spent the game eating some basic ass tacos and I was NOT drunk :unimpressed: i wanted pizza and beer.


She's in there making breakfast now and the bacon looked so undercooked :mjcry: but watch her boast again about how she "put her foot in it"
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YOU DON'T EVEN COOK. We need expand the lexicon cause there's a difference between cooking and PREPARING food.
These the family members you avoid brehs
 

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Getting that holiday pay overtime, I'll get my barbecue later

Can't do too much off it, at some point, you're just working for the government
 

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Nah man. I've been wanting to have a weekend to just hike all year and it's always been busy. But when I do get to the end of that trail, I'm going to admire the sun, smoke, and then think about kosher p*ssy.
:mjlit:done seen a gaza strip.
 

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I had it good this year.

Costco delivery fukked up and sent me a portion of somebody else order. Got some ribeyes, chicken wings, breasts, and some baby backs.

All that but forgot my shrimps
 
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