Meanwhile in Atlanta: The Thread

[staticshock]

I'm hip, but I truly never heard any of this music - and yeah, in Fairburn, right? I dated a woman a while back who went there before transferring to Tri-Cities

yea it’s near the border of Fulton & Douglas Counties. I never heard of breh either till some of my students put me on game.

Gunna & Young Banz went to the same high school as well

 

[Black Nate Grey]

Nah, this is hilarious. I fukk with it.

But also a massive waste of money.

 

[The_Sheff]

He’s signed to QC. I know y’all just listen to Nas, Pac, DMX and Cube but one of his songs went viral on Tik Tok. That’s all you need these days & labels will throw money at you

I may or may not work at this school


But before anyone comes in here talk about cacs, it’s probably 10 white kids out of 2000 at this school. The area is pretty good as well if you’re looking to raise a family in an all black area. There are subdivisions near this school with 6-8 bedroom houses that look like mini mansions all filled with black folk

black excellence indeed

You work at Langston Hughes? I went to Creekside.
So thats the band you helping out with, hmmmmmm, next time yall play Creekside i may show up and see what you teaching them kids over there. See if yall got that "Neck" or "Funky Stuff" swangin like its supposed to.

I dont hear the best things about that school, do the people living in them big ass houses send their kids to Langston or are they shipping them to Woodward or finding a way into Westlake?

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

I'm guessing it's inciting a riot maybe

 

[staticshock]

You work at Langston Hughes? I went to Creekside.
So thats the band you helping out with, hmmmmmm, next time yall play Creekside i may show up and see what you teaching them kids over there. See if yall got that "Neck" or "Funky Stuff" swangin like its supposed to.

I dont hear the best things about that school, do the people living in them big ass houses send their kids to Langston or are they shipping them to Woodward or finding a way into Westlake?

The kids in the big cribs are good for the most part...just some typical teens trying to fit in shyt. It’s the ones from Roosevelt highway causing all the ruckus up there.

it’s a new STEM charter high school that’s about to open in Fairburn, & it seems like most of the kids who actually want to learn something are applying & trying to transfer there.


I didn’t know the dynamics of the area till I started working here but my coworkers been saying them nice ass neighborhoods like Walden Park & LeJardin had a lot of folks get those homes when they were foreclosed, bringing in more ratchet folks to the area

 

[The_Sheff]

The kids in the big cribs are good for the most part...just some typical teens trying to fit in shyt. It’s the ones from Roosevelt highway causing all the ruckus up there.

it’s a new STEM charter high school that’s about to open in Fairburn, & it seems like most of the kids who actually want to learn something are applying & trying to transfer there.


I didn’t know the dynamics of the area till I started working here but my coworkers been saying them nice ass neighborhoods like Walden Park & LeJardin had a lot of folks get those homes when they were foreclosed, bringing in more ratchet folks to the area

Yeah I remember seeing a bunch of shyt in LeJardin abandoned back in the day. I can definitely see some folks sliding in there and bringing in the “element”.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Thecoli where everybody is pro black unless it’s a black male
Thecoli where an 18 year old kid doing 18 year old kid things
Elicits vitriolic posts mad because they didn’t enjoy their childhood
Bunch of miserable, weirdo muthafukkas

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

fukk him.

Graduation is everyone's day but there is always a selfish c00n with no respect for everyone else trying to make the day about them.

 

[staticshock]

Yeah I remember seeing a bunch of shyt in LeJardin abandoned back in the day. I can definitely see some folks sliding in there and bringing in the “element”.

It’s my life goal to get a crib in lejardin or Walden park

I need that in my life


Our kids aren’t as big of try hards like the ones at Westlake though. That area has been filled with wealthy black folk forever but they still wanna act like they go to Banneker, McNair or Therrell

 

[Sex Luthor]

Get you some first page real estate before you talk to me

 

[Peter Parker]

He gonna be 50 years old remembering this like it was yesterday

I ain’t mad at him, that’s probably a cool ass memory

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Koalas are fukking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fukking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shyt and occasionally scream like fukking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fukking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fukking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

Forgot what this thread was about

 

[Zero]

Koalas are fukking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fukking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shyt and occasionally scream like fukking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fukking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fukking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

 

[CrimsonTider]

Lock his ass up for being a dumb ass for a few hours and give him some community hours. Kid seems like a knucklehead to do something so embarrassing but he not a criminal.

are you in jail for being a dumbass?

Nah, this is hilarious. I fukk with it.

But also a massive waste of money.

how is charity a waste of money?

 

[Stick Up Kid]

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