Meanwhile in Atlanta: The Thread

[MajesticLion]

I told you fellas about those drop bears

 

[Wildhundreds]

At least he graduated high school. Congratulations to the young brotha

Where you live at breh.. The public school system in america pushing everyone through.. Nobody fails anymore.. Graduating H.S isn't a major accomplishment..

 

[Beedad]

How did an 18 year old have 10k just to literally throw around like that?

How you in high school throwing 10k???

PPP scamming.

I'm not saying he's doing that but ppl are scamming and having disposable income. Since he had on an honor society sash, I would hope he's furthering his education or running a business. I'm sure he could've found something better to do with that money maybe invest it, get off campus housing, set up a scholarship fund for some classmates, but more studio equipment, etc.
He's 18 and we've all done dumb shyt when we were young. I guess he felt like if he was able to get on TMZ and other outlets it's worth it.

And real talk, that could've been $1000 in singles and he's telling everybody it was 10 racks. Clout demons come in all shapes and sizes.

 

[Egomaniacal1]

Koalas are fukking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fukking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shyt and occasionally scream like fukking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fukking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fukking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

Came back with a Koala thesis.

 

[EndDomination]

How you in high school throwing 10k???

He’s signed to a record label. I’d imagine thats either show money, or his advance

 

[Apprentice]

This kid is smart this is fantastic promotion

sad to say but this is a clout era, when u get your name out people more inclined to follow ur story

 

[Patrick Kane]

Lock his ass up for being a dumb ass for a few hours and give him some community hours. Kid seems like a knucklehead to do something so embarrassing but he not a criminal.

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Koalas are fukking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fukking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shyt and occasionally scream like fukking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fukking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fukking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

***Gunshots*** Fukk Jay Z

 

[☃ ೋ]

@International Koala a nasty, retarded nikka

 

[staticshock]

How did an 18 year old have 10k just to literally throw around like that?

How you in high school throwing 10k???

He’s signed to a record label. I’d imagine thats either show money, or his advance

He’s signed to QC. I know y’all just listen to Nas, Pac, DMX and Cube but one of his songs went viral on Tik Tok. That’s all you need these days & labels will throw money at you




I may or may not work at this school


But before anyone comes in here talk about cacs, it’s probably 10 white kids out of 2000 at this school. The area is pretty good as well if you’re looking to raise a family in an all black area. There are subdivisions near this school with 6-8 bedroom houses that look like mini mansions all filled with black folk

black excellence indeed

 

[Afro]

...............write a brick to discuss shyt that people will forget about the moment the pouch needs to be rubbed brehs

Your children have to eat ass to start their lives

Even ya milk is trash

Can't forget now

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Your children have to eat ass to start their lives

Even ya milk is trash

Can't forget now

Look we are a product of our environment man. I came onto The Coli to share the same struggles as the people . Imagine this man, a poor young Joey climbing down the tree because the leaves are not potent enough, so what he does to survive....eats shyt or dies. This is the struggle of my people man. Hence why I'm going to be a advocate for the Marsupials in the struggle of eating shyt and drinking tainted milk. We all we got

 

[staticshock]

Look we are a product of our environment man. I came onto The Coli to share the same struggles as the people . Imagine this man, a poor young Joey climbing down the tree because the leaves are not potent enough, so what he does to survive....eats shyt or dies. This is the struggle of my people man. Hence why I'm going to be a advocate for the Marsupials in the struggle of eating shyt and drinking tainted milk. We all we got

nah bruh

@Amsterdayumn just Kwame Brown’d you

you gotta become a new animal now

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

nah bruh

@Amsterdayumn just Kwame Brown’d you

you gotta become a new animal now

Yall thinking this is a gimmick....this Koala slandering on this board is sad. I wonder if Panda bears would get the same treatment

 

[Pineal Gland]

Koalas are fukking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fukking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shyt and occasionally scream like fukking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fukking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fukking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

GODDAMN