Me and my wife went on a double dinner date with her cousin and her boyfriend
- Thread starter Buckeye Fever
- Start date
Still FloW
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This is our first time meeting him. We meet up at the restaurant and he seems like a cool dude
We talk about sports, music, etc. He talks about how he is old school and outspoken. We eating dinner and there's a couple eating at a table not too far from us. The lady at the table pulls out her credit card and hands it to the waitress.
My wife's cousin's boyfriend looks over to their table and says "bruh, she shouldn't be pullin' out her purse to pay for anything. No disrespect, but we gotta do better as men."
I look at my wife likeand tell her to follow me. We get by the bathrooms and I'm like "What's wrong with that nikka?! He trippin'!"
She was like "I don't knowwww!!!!" Then I say "Do me a favor. Give me your card so I can pay for dinner. I'll hit you back next Friday "
honestly and i mean honestly buckeye you should write short stories, and put them in a book it would be a new york times best seller.
like two months ago i went out on this lunch date with this lawyer, i know she was prob making like 200k a year as I drove her home one day to a fancy condo after the movies. This chick ate more than me, got drinks and all that and the bill came and she just looked at me 
last time i saw her
last time i saw her
I'm saying... breh at the very least should be shooting these skits and putting them up on YouTube and IG. Cats with much less funny content doing big numbers.You wasting your talents on here, breh.
Cel 510 kid ados forever
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buckeye with another classic
Did you say anything before paying?like two months ago i went out on this lunch date with this lawyer, i know she was prob making like 200k a year as I drove her home one day to a fancy condo after the movies. This chick ate more than me, got drinks and all that and the bill came and she just looked at me
last time i saw her
Secure Da Bag
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Women got big jobs making $65,000, yet men are still expected to pay for everything. fukk this world
Do better, black man.
You can't expect her to be paying for dinner and shyt, when she's using that 65k to pay for diapers, gerber, and daycare.
NormanConnors
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Some comedian will steal this if it's not a delivered joke already
Some comedian will steal this if it's not a delivered joke already
Who's to say @Buckeye Fever not famous??????
Golayitdown
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posterchild336
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Dude is just trying to play the nice guy role
Glad someone is being honest on the coli.com i thought i would have a bunch of negs and simp remarksDon't we all?
NormanConnors
Detroit/MSU Spartan Life
Who's to say @Buckeye Fever not famous??????
Captain Crunch
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The GOAT poster y’all 