McDonald's Employee Guide Tells Hungry Workers To "Break Food Into Little Pieces" To Make It Last

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man when i used to work at mcdonalds i gained 30 lbs in one year

typical day was like this:

1- go into work half hour early, cop me a big mac..extra sauce..hold the lettuce
2- eat about 20-30 nuggets during shift...keep several sauces open and available, hidden in selective trays and bins (tartar, mac, honey etc)
3- finish a 6 hour shift, sneak me a double big mac, extra sauce, hold the lettuce...then make myself a world famous uncle techniec sundae
(place microwaved apple pie in mcflurry cup...add caramel sauce...add oreo...add ice cream, fill to half mark...add more caramel and oreo...fill with ice cream, top off with oreo, peanuts and caramel...mix)

:ahh:
man when i used to work at mcdonalds i gained 30 lbs in one year

typical day was like this:

1- go into work half hour early, cop me a big mac..extra sauce..hold the lettuce
2- eat about 20-30 nuggets during shift...keep several sauces open and available, hidden in selective trays and bins (tartar, mac, honey etc)
3- finish a 6 hour shift, sneak me a double big mac, extra sauce, hold the lettuce...then make myself a world famous uncle techniec sundae
(place microwaved apple pie in mcflurry cup...add caramel sauce...add oreo...add ice cream, fill to half mark...add more caramel and oreo...fill with ice cream, top off with oreo, peanuts and caramel...mix)

:ahh:

Bro.:gag:
 

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Whats gonna happen to society when fast food becomes automated? I just saw a hot french fry vending machine on the news the other day and :wow:.

These workers think they have it tough now.



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Who said anything here about living like a king?:what:
So McDonald's should be allowed to treat their workers poorly cuz they choose to work there? Not everyone can make it,doesn't mean they have the right to treat the working lower class how they want
they want to "live like kings"? :what:

they just want to LIVE.

I swear, some of you fukks are more dense than a neutron star.
:beli:My cousins homies grandfather owns a franchise of McDonald's. He started as a cook. Tell me again how McDonald's doesn't give a shyt or doesn't offer anything to it's employees:childplease:.
 

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McDonalds doesnt even owe it to their employees to give this advice. The problem with a job like this is not the pay, but the hours. It would not be difficult for the average McDonalds employee to work there, get a loan, and go to community college. 4-6 years later welcome to the middle class.

Why my advice does not work is because these employees have generally not made very good life decisions and have kids or debt. There becomes a certain point in life at which you have lost the game.

When did Americans get so lazy :ohhh:? No one owes you shyt in the world. The internet gives no excuses. Learn to write a resume and turn the fast food job into a ladder to something better.

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If the employees at McDonalds don't like it, they can always:

1) Work somewhere else. I was bouncing from one entry-level job to the next at the fukking age of 18 with zero experience, with an Arab last name in a post 9-11 world. You can't convince me they can't do the same.

2) Go to college (with their shytty pay, they qualify for financial aid) so that they don't spend their lives flipping burgers

3) Go to technical/trade schools so they can actually do something with their lives

I'm sure they have more options, but these are the three that pop out to me the most.
 

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I stopped eating mcdonalds 2 weeks ago and ive lost 6 pounds already. :stylin:

Getting a little round around the middle, are we, friend? :flabbynsick: Fast food and the stress of being a new father will do that. Congratulations on your fat loss and return to fitness... many men lose that battle.
 

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:beli:My cousins homies grandfather owns a franchise of McDonald's. He started as a cook. Tell me again how McDonald's doesn't give a shyt or doesn't offer anything to it's employees:childplease:.

Build your argument on an anecdote about somebody several degrees of separation away from you, brehs
 
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