McDonald's Employee Guide Tells Hungry Workers To "Break Food Into Little Pieces" To Make It Last

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man when i used to work at mcdonalds i gained 30 lbs in one year

typical day was like this:

1- go into work half hour early, cop me a big mac..extra sauce..hold the lettuce
2- eat about 20-30 nuggets during shift...keep several sauces open and available, hidden in selective trays and bins (tartar, mac, honey etc)
3- finish a 6 hour shift, sneak me a double big mac, extra sauce, hold the lettuce...then make myself a world famous uncle techniec sundae
(place microwaved apple pie in mcflurry cup...add caramel sauce...add oreo...add ice cream, fill to half mark...add more caramel and oreo...fill with ice cream, top off with oreo, peanuts and caramel...mix)

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do you NOT find it disgusting that while the walmart heirs are worth more than the bottom 20% of this country, the company encouarages employees to take gov handouts? that the company takes govt subsidies?
Just to be clear, would you feel the same way if there were no handouts being given either way? or is it just icing on the cake?


 

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man when i used to work at mcdonalds i gained 30 lbs in one year

typical day was like this:

1- go into work half hour early, cop me a big mac..extra sauce..hold the lettuce
2- eat about 20-30 nuggets during shift...keep several sauces open and available, hidden in selective trays and bins (tartar, mac, honey etc)
3- finish a 6 hour shift, sneak me a double big mac, extra sauce, hold the lettuce...then make myself a world famous uncle techniec sundae
(place microwaved apple pie in mcflurry cup...add caramel sauce...add oreo...add ice cream, fill to half mark...add more caramel and oreo...fill with ice cream, top off with oreo, peanuts and caramel...mix)

:ahh:
 

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because unfettered greed is the solution to too much greed :mjpls:
Greed has been proven to drive advances, innovation, and produce the greatest nations known to man... why do you hate it so?

You think companies are working to cure diseases, because they care for the next man? :mjpls:
Or breaking their back to harvest crops, cause they care about you and want to make sure your fed?:mjpls:

You think All States coming to pick you up on the side of the road cause they genuinely care about you? :mjpls:
 

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Greed has been proven to drive advances, innovation, and produce the greatest nations known to man... why do you hate it so?

You think companies are working to cure diseases, because they care for the next man? :mjpls:
Or breaking their back to harvest crops, cause they care about you and want to make sure your fed?:mjpls:

You think All States coming to pick you up on the side of the road cause they genuinely care about you? :mjpls:
regulated greed has done all this, not just greed.

MOST empires meet their demise when that "regulated" greed starts to unregulate itself until that greed consumes itself. History does not like greed as a long term solution to anything. It creates infighting within groups that would be better off working together. It creates wealth disparity that pits one group against another.

I don't think companies do anything for any other reason than to make money. THat's their job.

It's the government's job to set up the rules. If a company wants to fold up because the rules changed then fuk'em, let them go make money somewhere else.

The US population is a got damn commodity, companies should be lining up for a stab at this market, they SHOULD BE paying for the opportunity to sell things to us...instead it's twisted and we give tax breaks to companies so they can sell us stuff :wtf:

USA to companies: "Here let me give you some money so that you can come here and take more of our money"
 

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regulated greed has done all this, not just greed.

MOST empires meet their demise when that "regulated" greed starts to unregulate itself until that greed consumes itself. History does not like greed as a long term solution to anything. It creates infighting within groups that would be better off working together. It creates wealth disparity that pits one group against another.

I don't think companies do anything for any other reason than to make money. THat's their job.

It's the government's job to set up the rules. If a company wants to fold up because the rules changed then fuk'em, let them go make money somewhere else.

The US population is a got damn commodity, companies should be lining up for a stab at this market, they SHOULD BE paying for the opportunity to sell things to us...instead it's twisted and we give tax breaks to companies so they can sell us stuff :wtf:

USA to companies: "Here let me give you some money so that you can come here and take more of our money"
I dont disagree, its how much and who decides, where things get dicey.
All i'm saying, is lets not paint greed as some monster that doesnt benefit society.
 

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Pretty much
 

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:what:No one is telling these 35 yo Mexicans to work at fukking McDonald's. I have zero sympathy for these people. Plus McDonald's has a lot of options to move up in the company. Smh at these fukks wanting to live like a king for fliping burgers..
they want to "live like kings"? :what:

they just want to LIVE.

I swear, some of you fukks are more dense than a neutron star.
 
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