Techniec
Drugs and Kalashnikovs
man when i used to work at mcdonalds i gained 30 lbs in one year
typical day was like this:
1- go into work half hour early, cop me a big mac..extra sauce..hold the lettuce
2- eat about 20-30 nuggets during shift...keep several sauces open and available, hidden in selective trays and bins (tartar, mac, honey etc)
3- finish a 6 hour shift, sneak me a double big mac, extra sauce, hold the lettuce...then make myself a world famous uncle techniec sundae
(place microwaved apple pie in mcflurry cup...add caramel sauce...add oreo...add ice cream, fill to half mark...add more caramel and oreo...fill with ice cream, top off with oreo, peanuts and caramel...mix)

typical day was like this:
1- go into work half hour early, cop me a big mac..extra sauce..hold the lettuce
2- eat about 20-30 nuggets during shift...keep several sauces open and available, hidden in selective trays and bins (tartar, mac, honey etc)
3- finish a 6 hour shift, sneak me a double big mac, extra sauce, hold the lettuce...then make myself a world famous uncle techniec sundae
(place microwaved apple pie in mcflurry cup...add caramel sauce...add oreo...add ice cream, fill to half mark...add more caramel and oreo...fill with ice cream, top off with oreo, peanuts and caramel...mix)
