Movie was a 5/10. and thats not even hating, feel free to pull out my Civil War & Doctor Strange review if you think im being bias.
Cons:
*From that overly long intro, i already knew what the movie was going to focus on
*Halfway through the movie, like i guessed, movie was one big long ass advertisement for Baby Groot toys.
*Plot made no sense, from the rushed ego climax to the High Priestess clan
*They dragged and butchered the Drax sacarsm and one liners, MY GAWWWD, that shyt was unbearable by his 3rd outburts
*That dragged sexual tension with Gomorra and Quill from the first movie needs to be killed ASAP
*You can tell there was a good movie underneath somewhere, but halfway through production, Gunn got a call from marvel saying fukk all that shyt and give us more baby groot, sweater'gawwd one of the scavengers even said ''i can kill him, hes too cute''
*2 out of the 4 post credits were unnecessary as fukk !!
*All those big name stars added NOTHING to the plot, stallone, duncan, lady from crouching tiger
Pros:
*shyt was beautiful to look at
*You're not a rac00n, youre a TrashPanda
*I was worried about how they were gonna play about with Planet Ego, and I WAS NOT disappointed, that was beautiful.
*Mantis & Rocket stole the show
*Yondus fight scenes
, that whistle is beautiful
* ADAM-fukkING-WARLOCK !!!!!
p.s correck me if im wrong, but was that a quick blimp of Thanos when Rocket and co were planet jumping ??
and also, are they implying Stan Lee is Uatu, if so, then