Married at first sight is the best reality show on TV rn
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Don’t think I’ve ever been more excited for the next episode of this show
Im STILL not mad at David for texting other joints cuz Michelle was treating him like pure shyt.
But this nikkas is a POS if he was really texting Madison.
And Madison is a pure sociopath if she could visibly appear as if she’s tryna make it work with Allen while fukking with David.
Ikechi is p*ssy in human form. fukking dumbass
Im STILL not mad at David for texting other joints cuz Michelle was treating him like pure shyt.
But this nikkas is a POS if he was really texting Madison.
And Madison is a pure sociopath if she could visibly appear as if she’s tryna make it work with Allen while fukking with David.
Ikechi is p*ssy in human form. fukking dumbass
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Superstar
Fell kinda bad for Allen. Dude is genuinely trying to make it work and Madison doesn't give two shiits about him. She wants him to change his clothes, his teeth and everything for her and she hit him with the "Well don't do it for me." Lol he needs to stand up and be a man. Notice how she reacted when he told her what he really thought about her.
David is the classic wolf in sheep's clothing. Dude started off as the amazing guy that everybody loves. Only to find out that he is a demon hitting up his old tinder joints and lying. Then low-key tried to flip it on Michelle. His only saving grace is that people started off not liking her. And if he is fukking with Madison then he will really take the crown as biggest POS in MAFS history.
Karla is just a weirdo that Juan isn't interested in. Dude talks about reality and all she wants to talk about is energy and vibes. He's definitely saying no.
Again, there isn't much tension with Thomas and Camile so it seems kinda forced that the show is trying to play up the fake drama with them. They are clearly going to say yes to each other. However Camile waiting for Thomas to read her mind is annoying. She gotta either accept his go with the flow attitude or speak up.
Ikechi is once again proving how much of a lunatic he is. Trying to get somebody to sign divorce papers when you don't even have the full document and there isn't even a line to sign, is insane. Seems like he tried to put on a show in front of everybody to embarrass her and it backfired. None of the experts seem to call him out. I know the reunion host is going to do it.
This is another shiit season. The producers continue to prioritize drama over actual results. It seems like they are intentionally only putting effort into 1 or maybe 2 couples a season to still make it look "real". No way the experts thought these couples were matches.
David is the classic wolf in sheep's clothing. Dude started off as the amazing guy that everybody loves. Only to find out that he is a demon hitting up his old tinder joints and lying. Then low-key tried to flip it on Michelle. His only saving grace is that people started off not liking her. And if he is fukking with Madison then he will really take the crown as biggest POS in MAFS history.
Karla is just a weirdo that Juan isn't interested in. Dude talks about reality and all she wants to talk about is energy and vibes. He's definitely saying no.
Again, there isn't much tension with Thomas and Camile so it seems kinda forced that the show is trying to play up the fake drama with them. They are clearly going to say yes to each other. However Camile waiting for Thomas to read her mind is annoying. She gotta either accept his go with the flow attitude or speak up.
Ikechi is once again proving how much of a lunatic he is. Trying to get somebody to sign divorce papers when you don't even have the full document and there isn't even a line to sign, is insane. Seems like he tried to put on a show in front of everybody to embarrass her and it backfired. None of the experts seem to call him out. I know the reunion host is going to do it.
This is another shiit season. The producers continue to prioritize drama over actual results. It seems like they are intentionally only putting effort into 1 or maybe 2 couples a season to still make it look "real". No way the experts thought these couples were matches.
Michelle is sending Allen on a dummy mission to crash out on her behalf instead of just handling it herself.
Typical white woman behavior
Emem encouraging the fukkery
Thomas what the fukk was that stupid ass answer
Typical white woman behavior
Emem encouraging the fukkery
Thomas what the fukk was that stupid ass answer
I don’t think he called her a butch tho.I might have to watch just to catch that moment
Looks like they tried to act like this was an all of the sudden thing and they get called out on it next week
Allen’s about to start his red pill arc. I hollered when he said “I just spent $3,000 on clothes for the bytch!”
This shyt took me out.
The episode took a while but it delivered.
I’m least mad at David, cuz once he told the truth, his story was understandable.
Michele is completely at fault for treating him like shyt from day one. This is 90% her fault but she has a career in detective work
Madison pulled a ho move BUT the ends might justify the means so she’s 7% at fault cuz she knew she was never gonna like Allen.
Allen…my boy. This shyt broke my heart BUT he knew it was 0 chance from the beginning lol. Watching Michele plant the idea in his head hurt lol. You could see the exact moment in the kitchen when he realized she was implicating Madison.
GOAT-tier episode
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Yea Allen was done dirty by everybody. shyt was hilarious watching him be so clueless for so longThis shyt took me out.
The episode took a while but it delivered.
I’m least mad at David, cuz once he told the truth, his story was understandable.
Michele is completely at fault for treating him like shyt from day one. This is 90% her fault but she has a career in detective work
Madison pulled a ho move BUT the ends might justify the means so she’s 7% at fault cuz she knew she was never gonna like Allen.
Allen…my boy. This shyt broke my heart BUT he knew it was 0 chance from the beginning lol. Watching Michele plant the idea in his head hurt lol. You could see the exact moment in the kitchen when he realized she was implicating Madison.
GOAT-tier episode
David shoulda stood on business a lot earlier tho. That lie about the cousin was dumb as hell. Then some make believe girl named Tiffany
He shoulda told Michelle out the gate why do you even care you don’t wanna be with me anyway
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
I like Allen, hate he kept bending to Madison thinking she would be into him.
Michelle, don’t care, she ain’t care about David, and is just enjoying getting to play the victim and making this situation bigger than it is
Michelle, don’t care, she ain’t care about David, and is just enjoying getting to play the victim and making this situation bigger than it is
Nah, he most definitely did. They bleeped it out and everything.I don’t think he called her a butch tho.
Looks like they tried to act like this was an all of the sudden thing and they get called out on it next week
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Superstar
Nah he did. That's why Emem started telling him to stay respectful lolI don’t think he called her a butch tho.
Looks like they tried to act like this was an all of the sudden thing and they get called out on it next week
Abstract83
Superstar
He had a right to be angry and express how he felt. Madison never respected him. So why does she deserve that after what's she has done?