Married at first sight is the best reality show on TV rn

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They just need to rename this #GMB: The Show at this point

These ADT ads again

 

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The person who came out of this looking the worst was definitely Madison. Even when she talked about the text with Camille and Karla, she said she would have responded with "we're not there yet" instead of "what the fukk are you doing". She was already feeling the kid weeks ago. She just wasn't ready to act on it.

David being out with Allen and texting her that while they're all together shyt is wild as fukk tho. There's no way he would have thought that was ok unless he already knew it was gonna fly.

He beat already

 

[Peter Popoff]

Nah Michelle mean as hell. Allen needs a chick that's decent with a personality.

Michelle just real. I fux with her.

 

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this montage of cheating

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Michelle just real. I fux with her.

Yea she had David figured out from the moment he said he smoked cigarettes and lives in his parent’s basement

 

[Peter Popoff]

Yea she had David figured out from the moment he said he smoked cigarettes and lives in his parent’s basement

Told the wife, this nıgga mad fake and goofy on the 2nd episode.

It was the gay ass sideshow Bob ponytail and musty pink tank tops.

Madison gonna cheat on this nıgga too.

 

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Every time Madison looks directly at the camera she looks like a Muppet

 

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Madison friend giving her the worst advice possible have your friend ending up in a trunk

 

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Ike is such an incredibly bytchass nikka man

 

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David crashing out trying to join pawgset after Pastor Cal told reminded Madison she said she would never look at brehs for more than some dikk

 

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I think this chick on the aftershow special is the one that had got posted on here with the huge titties I don't remember her name and didn't watch the season tho

 

[3rd Koast Kang]

Ike is such an incredibly bytchass nikka man

David crashing out trying to join pawgset after Pastor Cal told reminded Madison she said she would never look at brehs for more than some dikk

Bro I’m not even one to be calling nikkas bytch ass nikkas freely but he is a bytch ass nikka forreal. Emem cleaned his ass up lmao

They played that clip of Madison saying she prefers to be married to a white man I was like that makes sense she seems like the type

They coulda played it cool for a couple more weeks then they would’ve been in the clear lmao.

 

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Bro I’m not even one to be calling nikkas bytch ass nikkas freely but he is a bytch ass nikka forreal. Emem cleaned his ass up lmao

They played that clip of Madison saying she prefers to be married to a white man I was like that makes sense she seems like the type

They coulda played it cool for a couple more weeks then they would’ve been in the clear lmao.

I had been saying since the honeymoon, they seemed like the ones who would be creeping but she said she wanted a white dude. It was the only possible two people I could see at any point of the season, but according to her, he wouldn't have been his type.

The only thing I noticed when they replayed the clip was that she didn't say she dated white exclusively, but that she would only be opening to marrying a white stranger.

Now buddy is sitting in front of the panel looking goofy, talking about "I have feelings for you and I get fuzzy inside "

She was like yeah, nothings happening anytime soon.

 

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Ike is such an incredibly bytchass nikka man

Dude walks in with the sassiest standoffish demeanor in every meeting


But I also can’t stand the way Emem turns her mouth down, just a weird ass scowl

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Madison wears too much makeup, to the point of looking goofy. Man, if Allen don’t man up and forget this silly bytch